Tonight I'll be eating freshly- grown pork cutlets with a fresh juicy amount of Poke balls.Do you get what I am trying to poke out?
Your balls are growing to big that they will pop like a balloon š
Girl has small balls
Have u heard off the work called ligma balls
How to learn your Vitamins. A = Art. B = Bouncy Balls. C = Cookies. D = Da Sun. You'll be smarter than a doctor next time you visit!
Dont you hate it when you sit on your balls. its a real nuttcracker
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to straighten her pubic hair and burned her balls.
Balls in your jaws
So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...
How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.
Thereās also one about a bolin ball in a bath tub he hasnāt told me that though al research that
man i miss savor, savor these balls in ya mouth
why do balls be hairy,cause they stinky
Santa gives a boy a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas, this upsets the boy. Why? Answer: He has no legs..........the boy has no legs.
When I went to basketball training, there was a giant bag of basketballs on the floor
My friend was like "that's a huge sack of balls."
He didn't realise what was about to happen.
"Thats what she said"
A kid got a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. He was still unhappy. Why?
The kid had no legs.
yo momma so gay you sucked her balls
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts her nine year old son in the closet. One day, the woman hears a car in the driveway and puts her lover in the closet with her son. Inside the closet, the little boy says, "It's dark in here, isn't it?" "Yes it is," the man replies. "You wanna buy a baseball?" the little boy asks. "No thanks," the man replies. "I think you do want to buy a baseball," the little extortionist continues. "OK. How much?" the man replies, after considering the position he was in. "Twenty-five dollars," the little boy replies. "TWENTY-FIVE DOLLARS?!" the man repeats. "That's awful expensive", but because of the position he was in, agreed to the price. The following week, the lover is visiting the woman again when she hears a car in the driveway, and again places her lover in the closet with her little boy. "It's dark in here, isn't it?" the boy starts off. "Yes it is," replies the man. "Wanna buy a baseball glove?" the little boy asks. "OK. How much?" the hiding lover responds, acknowledging his disadvantage. "Fifty dollars," the boy replies, and the transaction is completed. The next weekend, the little boy's father says, "Hey, son. Go get your ball and glove and we'll play some catch." "I can't. I sold them," replies the little boy. "How much did you get for them?" asks the father, expecting to hear the profit in terms of lizards and candy. "Seventy-five dollars," the little boy says. "SEVENTY-FIVE DOLLARS?! That's thievery! I'm taking you to the church right now. You must confess your sin and ask for forgiveness,"the father explains as he hauls the child away. At the church, the little boy goes into the confessional, draws the curtain, sits down, and says "It's dark in here, isn't it?" "Don't you start that crap in here," the priest says
Whatās the difference between a penis and a gold ball? A penis always goes in the hole.
YO MAMA SOO STUPID!!, she though base balls at bat man
My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles. Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.
