Saying balls go into pussy.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma balls!
What is Michael Jackson's favorite game? Jacks.
Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
What did the bowler say when the balls were on the lane and the pin? They said, "Strike!" 😂😂😂😂
One day I'm walking and I saw Josh B. He's sucking balls and Marco jump[s], and we got [an] earthquake, and I say, "Yamate."
I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Rocket League!"
Man, I miss Savor, savor these balls in ya mouth!
In Israel, they chop convicted rapists' balls off. Sure glad I don't live in Israel.
Santa gives a boy a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. This upsets the boy. Why?
Answer: He has no legs. The boy has no legs.
Yo momma's so gay, you sucked her balls.
What's the difference between a baby and a ball?
If you inflate the ball, it won't explode.
Why can't gay people play Baseball? They can't throw the ball straight.
I tried kidnapping a kid today and told him I was his dad's friend and I would take him home. He just curled up into a ball and started crying. Kidnapping must be easy.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Uriah. Uriah who? Keep Uriah on the ball, Laquon Treadwell!
What’s the difference between a penis and a golf ball?
A penis always goes in the hole.
Mom: There is so much of the dog's dirty ball marks.
Me: *umm ohh no* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dirty balls!
I made this game called Ligma. Say it, "Ligma."
Lick my balls.
Where are the ping pong balls? Check the bathroom stalls.
My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles.
Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought baseballs were at Batman!
