Ball jokes
What do snowmen call snowballs?
Children!
What did the Chinese guy say to the Italian guy?
同性恋球蜥蜴 (translate it)
Why did the midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls dragged along the ground. 😅😂🤣
If I have ligma and you have ligma, how about you ligma balls? 😏 (It’s all about how you pronounce the end.)
The boys joking be like:
One guy: "Balls!"
All the other guys: "Hahahahaha!"
Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.
What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls?
“I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”
My balls.
My BALLS itched when I crashed the plane.
Never search up "monkey with blue balls."
"Why is your head big?"
"'Cause you're a ball."
Don't you hate it when you sit on your balls? It's a real nutcracker!
What did the ball say to the other ball? "You're baller!"
The dirtiest football player in my school was the smallest.
He was just trying to find out who was tickling his balls.
Knock knock. Who's there? Ligma. Ligma who? LIGMA BALLS!
I was tickling my step brother's balls, and then it hit me: why is he laughing?
Bruh.
Well, you know what they say, time flies when you're just a ball of anxiety and stress. :D
A big hefty porker left his balls exposed and said,
"Misses!! Come here and step upon mine balls, please!!! I pay top dollar for this extreme delight!"
She pippity popped his balls like there was no tomorrow.
And he said "yuh yuh ay ay crush these nuts nuts!"
Kid says, “Are you a soldier?”
Soldier says, “Mhm.”
Kid says, “I wanna be a soldier someday.”
Soldier says, “Really?”
The kid says, “Yeah, but father says I don’t have the balls to be a soldier, but he’s right. I’m a FUCKING PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS!!!"