Ball jokes

I was walking down Main Street when I saw a child.

I told him, "I will give you 20$ if you get my balls back from the vet."

He replied, "Why did they take your balls sir?"

"Beer plus going to the vet does not work well for everybody, especially when you're a furry."

what is the difference between a basement full of dead prostitutes and a bowling ball in the basement?

I don't bowl.

Saying balls go into pussy.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Ligma.

Ligma who?

Ligma balls!

What is Michael Jackson's favorite game? Jacks.

Why? He loved to play with the little balls.

What did the bowler say when the balls were on the lane and the pin? They said, "Strike!" 😂😂😂😂

One day I'm walking and I saw Josh B. He's sucking balls and Marco jump[s], and we got [an] earthquake, and I say, "Yamate."

I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Rocket League!"

Man, I miss Savor, savor these balls in ya mouth!

In Israel, they chop convicted rapists' balls off. Sure glad I don't live in Israel.

Santa gives a boy a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. This upsets the boy. Why?

Answer: He has no legs. The boy has no legs.

Yo momma's so gay, you sucked her balls.

Why can't gay people play Baseball? They can't throw the ball straight.

What's the difference between a baby and a ball?

If you inflate the ball, it won't explode.

I tried kidnapping a kid today and told him I was his dad's friend and I would take him home. He just curled up into a ball and started crying. Kidnapping must be easy.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Uriah. Uriah who? Keep Uriah on the ball, Laquon Treadwell!

What’s the difference between a penis and a golf ball?

A penis always goes in the hole.

Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!

Where are the ping pong balls? Check the bathroom stalls.

I made this game called Ligma. Say it, "Ligma."

Lick my balls.