Ball

Ball jokes

Plane

    • Last week, I was on a plane to Manchester when suddenly the plane was hit by a ball. I wondered where it came from, but I soon realized it was none other than Penaldo practicing his free kicks. Shame on you, Penaldo, for almost killing me!

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    • Ligma

    • Me: It's so sad Ironman died of ligma. You: What the heck is an Ironman? Me: Ligma balls. "snap" ^kaboom^

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    • Ball memes

    Tower

    • My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.

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    • Titty

    • So, I'm sitting here smacking on some cheese ball BBQ, my titties, and then I saw the most a shoe got shoveled all the way up my ass. I cried, then turned around and said, "MOTHERFUCKING COCK SUCK FUCKIN GAY ASS HOE SHOVIN SHOE'S UP MY ASS SON OF A BITCH!" Then turned around, punched the guy, got smacked in the face, went in for another punch, got smacked in the face, then people staring at me. I said, "WTF are you staring at?" I punched as hard as I can, then got knocked out. I thought this, "This isn't over motherfucker, I'm gonna find you and kill you." Next thing I knew, I was in the hospital. They told me, "Why tf were you fighting a stop sign?" I said, "What? You were fighting a motherfuckering stop sign?" I said, "Bitch, I ain't crazing yo head a stop sign son of a bitch fuck my pussy u must be high! hai es a bitch muhfuhcka"

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    • Player

    • The dirtiest football player in my school was the smallest.

    He was just trying to find out who was tickling his balls.

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    • Picture

    • Rizz

    Are you a basketball hoop? 'Cause I want to put my balls in you.

    Are you a photo biographer? 'Cause I can picture us together.

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    • Airstrike

    • What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?

    An airstrike.

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