Ball

Ball Jokes

one day this dad and his son went to a basketball factory and the son said i want to buy some balls and the dad said what for the son said so you can have some balls.

Friend: what are you doing me: putting peanut butter on my balls. Friend hears in the distance, orphans I have food for you

my balls when i see tazzaro: boioioioioioingWhy don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!

What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls? “I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”

Hay man what’s your name oh my name is do your balls hang low can you swing it to in fro can you tie it in a not can you tie it in a bow

I was playing basket ball and a guy in a wheelchair asked if he could play.

I looked at him and told him that we are looking for ankle breakers yours are already broken.

Kid says “are u a soldier”? Soldier says “mhm” kid says “i wanna be a soldier some day” soldier says “really”? The kid says “ye but, father says i don’t have the balls to be a soldier” “but he’s right ima FUCKING PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS!!!