Ball

Ball jokes

My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.

Hey, my sister said you're Mattick, so I decided to swim with her and she threw a ball at me, so I went to my dad and she said, "Why did you tell dad?" She was crying because I’m not getting a car seat.

Happy birthday to you, you look like a ball, can’t fit in my jaws, I try to suck it.

I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?

Meatballs.