My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.
Ball Jokes
Uhhhh ohhhhhhh yea (moan).
Okay, boys are known to measure their dicks, but do girls measure their depths?
Hey, my sister said you're Mattick, so I decided to swim with her and she threw a ball at me, so I went to my dad and she said, "Why did you tell dad?" She was crying because I’m not getting a car seat.
Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.
I always wonder what girls are thinking about. Maybe balls.
Happy birthday to you, you look like a ball, can’t fit in my jaws, I try to suck it.
Your mum has balls.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma balls.
They are hairy.
I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
I was tickling my step brother's balls, and then it hit me: why is he laughing?
What's the best cheese in the world?
Dick cheese.
"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."
What should I sell my dragon for?
Dragon these balls across yo face!
Have you heard of Wendy's?
Yea, Wendy's nuts in you mouth.
How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?
Meatballs.
Lucky they're only balls, not real balls!
My mom left me at a very young age.
My boyfriend and I were playing baseball last night with some of our friends. Halfway through the game we took a break and he asked me to hold his balls for him whilst he went to the toilet.
All our friends were shocked when I went into the boys' bathroom with him.
