Ball jokes
Why do people play soccer?
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent.
Poop and balls through the walls!
What do you call a ball with no hair? A Mexican ball.
My fucking balls hurt so god damn bad, oh my god!
Do you know Biden?
Biden on these nuts.
My balls.
Hehe.
Why are Putin and Zelensky neighbors?
Apparently, a big dick needs a great set of balls next to it.
Have anyone seen my balls? I can't find them on my chest.
Hey! My balls are on your thing!
Finish the lyrics: Can I put my...
Jesse: Do you like my ball?
Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?
Jesse: No, they do not leave me.
How do you know if spaghetti is a boy or a girl? It's meatballs.
Did you hear about the guy that dipped his balls in glitter?
Pretty nuts, huh?
Haha, balls hahaha!
Don't tell me I haven't got balls. I just happen to wear mine on my chest, and I can guarantee they're a lot bigger than yours!
"Squid Game" doll be like: "Gugu la gu, your mom, my balls!"
What is a leaf mixed with mud called? Ligma.
Ligma balls!
What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?
They are both gay.
Do you know Bumo?
Bumo deez nuts.
Do you know Ligma?
Have fun rubbing those balls in your tomatoes!