Ballz!
What do snowmen call snowballs?
Children!
Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Hey, do you remember that dragon thing?
Draggin' these balls across your face.
The poacher agrees but says that his assistant is ill and will need the man to come with him in his assistant's place. The man agrees, and so the poacher goes out to the jungle with the man.
The poacher brings a pair of handcuffs, a long stick, a shotgun, and a dog. They search through the jungle for about an hour and then spot a male gorilla above in the treetops.
The man asks the poacher what the plan is. The poacher replies, "I'm going to climb the tree and, when I get close enough, I'm going to start poking the gorilla with the stick until it falls out of the tree.
The dog is a specially trained dog. When the gorilla falls out of the tree, the dog will try to bite off the gorilla's balls. When the gorilla moves its hands to protect its balls, you put the handcuffs on it."
This all seems to make sense to the man, but he has one question. "What is the shotgun for?" he asks the poacher. The poacher responds: "If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla, shoot the dog."
Where are the ping pong balls? Check the bathroom stalls.
Basketballs are bigger than end.
I always wear Puma, put my balls in your mouth.
I got hit in the balls by a tenis ball
What’s the name of this brand? *picture of puma logo*
Them: Puma
“Puma balls in yo mouth.”
The day I saw people asking Lebron James whether he liked to play basketball, my thoughts be like: wait, so Lebron James is gay cuz he likes to play with them balls.
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?
He kept making strikes.
Balls are annoying. They just bounce and never keep still.
Why did the ball person go to the doctor?
He was kicked in the balls.
How many balls do you have on your body?
2. Your butt.
Would you rather date me or a lady?
I laid deez nuts in your mouth.
When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than me, it's always a nut shot.
You know Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' these balls.
Thank the Lord for my two huge balls!
