Every size bag of chips is a family size for orphans

He placed the chocolates and the flowers down beside her…

Silence…

And then at last she spoke…

“Unexpected item in the bagging area.”

Son, you are not precious so pack your bags because someone else is going to adopt you

Dad, what do you mean someone else will adopt me

Son, your adopted

A teacher says to her class one day, “Whoever answers my next question, can go home.” A boy throws his bag out the window.

The teacher asks, “Who just threw that?”

The boy says, “Me! I’m going home now.”

why can’t orphans eat a big bag of chips? They are family sized

Eric’s mom asked to his son why his bag is heavy and if it is because of books. Eric replied “No, magazines”

Teacher: your bag is heavy what’s in there!

Weird Kid: Magazines

A drunk walks into a bar and sees a beautiful woman at the other end of the bar and says “Bartender, I want to buy that douche bag a drink”. The bartender says “You can’t talk like that! This is a respectable establishment, I’m going to throw you out!”. The drunk says “Okay, I’m sorry. I’d like to buy the lady a drink”. The bartender goes to where the woman is sitting and says “The, ah, gentleman at the end of the bar would like to buy you a drink, what will it be?”. She says “Vinegar and water”

There is a twist with being an orphan, every bag of chip is family sized.

Why are a gun and a bag of chips alike?

You pull them out at school and everyone wants to be ur friend

For every orphan a bag of chips is family size

my mom said to take out the trash bags so i did and the next day my mom asked “where are your sisters?” i said “in line to get crushed”

Why can’t orphans eat a large bag of chips? Because their family size.

For an Orphan, any bag of chips is family size.

There were 2 guys in an asylum. One name Kenny and the other is Bob. The nurse went down the hall and saw Kenny act like he was packing his bags. Nurse said “What are you doin Kenny?” Kenny said “Going to Florida for the week.” Nurse said “Alright see ya when you get back.” Next day Nurse went down the hall again and saw Kenny laying down acting like he was holding a wine glass. Nurse said “What are you doing Kenny?” Kenny said “I am at the beach” Nurse said “Oh I forgot your in Florida for the week, see ya when you get back” Bob’s room was across the hall. Nurse went further down the hall and saw Bob on his bed jerking off. Nurse said “Goddamnit Bob what are you doing?” Bob said “Shhh, I am fucking Kenny’s wife right now, he is in Florida for the week”

For orphans every bag of chips is family size

What’s the similarity between a bag of chips and a gun?

When you pull one out in class, everybody wants to be your friend.

what do a bag of chips and a gun have in common? when you pull either one out in class everyone all of a sudden wants to be your friend…

when a kinderX=MsgBox(“you do not have permission to delete this item”,2+64,“error”)the abcsgarten teacher askes a kid to sing alphabet he said ab3defg teacher said do you like 3d he said yeah teacher yelled ok do you have a3ds yeah he said teacher goes ito his bag and sais say abcs or your 3ds will be destroyed he says ab3defghijlmnopqrs oh he learned well the teacher thrw the 3ds out the window the kid gets it and it still wirks then he googles abcs it goes to youtube and says abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz teacher is proud of the 3ds the class went home tekll ing pa