Bag

Bag Jokes

Baby

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? One at the bottom is still wriggling.

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  • Edible

    Someone was crushing a bag of chips. I said, "Are you making edibles?"

    Gay Guy

    Q. Two gay guys are having sex, when suddenly the house catches fire. Who gets out of the house first, the guy on top or bottom?

    A. The guy on the bottom because he already has his shit packed.

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  • Wife

    When your husband can’t afford a punching bag, he uses his wife.

    School

    A teacher says to her class one day, "Whoever answers my next question can go home."

    A boy throws his bag out the window.

    The teacher asks, "Who just threw that?"

    The boy says, "Me! I'm going home now."

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  • Milk

    Cashier: "Will you want the milk in a bag today, sir?"

    Customer: "I’ll just keep it in the carton if you don’t mind."

    Baby

    What is the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Lamborghini?

    I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage. :)

    Baby

    What's red and screams when you shake it?

    A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

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  • Tea Bag

    What's the difference between England and a tea bag? -- The tea bag stays longer in a cup.