Bag

Bag jokes

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. They come across an old shack with three burlap sacks. They each hop into one of them. The police come and kick the one with the brunette in it. She goes, "Mew, mew." The police say, "Oh, it's just a bag of kittens." Then they kick the one with the redhead. "Woof, woof." They think, "Oh, it's just a bag of puppies." Then they kick the one with the blonde in it. She goes, "POTATOES!!" And gets arrested.

When I went to basketball training, there was a giant bag of basketballs on the floor.

My friend was like, "That's a huge sack of balls!"

He didn't realize what was about to happen.

"That's what she said!"

Look at a bag of black grapes. See how dark they are? That’s how I like my men.

25 at a time.

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  • What's worse than a bag of dead babies? One at the bottom is still wriggling.

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  • I call my girlfriend .05 because she's a bag I blow into when I've had a few drinks.

    Q. Two gay guys are having sex, when suddenly the house catches fire. Who gets out of the house first, the guy on top or bottom?

    A. The guy on the bottom because he already has his shit packed.

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  • A teacher says to her class one day, "Whoever answers my next question can go home."

    A boy throws his bag out the window.

    The teacher asks, "Who just threw that?"

    The boy says, "Me! I'm going home now."

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  • Cashier: "Will you want the milk in a bag today, sir?"

    Customer: "I’ll just keep it in the carton if you don’t mind."

    What is the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Lamborghini?

    I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage. :)

    What's the difference between England and a tea bag? -- The tea bag stays longer in a cup.