Q. Two gay guys are having sex, when suddenly the house catches fire. Who gets out of the house first, the guy on top or bottom?
A. The guy on the bottom because he already has his shit packed.
When your husband can’t afford a punching bag, he uses his wife.
A teacher says to her class one day, "Whoever answers my next question can go home."
A boy throws his bag out the window.
The teacher asks, "Who just threw that?"
The boy says, "Me! I'm going home now."
Cashier: "Will you want the milk in a bag today, sir?"
Customer: "I’ll just keep it in the carton if you don’t mind."
What is the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage. :)
What's red and screams when you shake it?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? -- The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
