Your hairline is so bad, it goes back in time!
College is the opposite of kidnapping. They demand $100,000 from you, or they'll send your kid back.
"2001 just called and they want their towers back."
I was walking in a park today and a little girl I asked, "Where are your parents?" She said, "Gone. My dad went to go get the milk and never came back," and I said, "Oof."
"Go back to Party City, where you belong!" — Phi Phi O’Hara, RuPaul’s Drag Race.
My boyfriend dumped me. Guess who came back crawling for his zimmer frame?
I got fired for not doing enough work.
Guess I didn’t put enough backbone into it.
Why do orphans hate any milk?
Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧
Why is the sand always pissed off?
Because the sand never waves back!
You're so fat that when you went sunbathing at the beach, Greenpeace came along and pushed you back in the ocean.
Your hairline is so far back that when I wrote it on a chalkboard, it did not erase.
If you execute someone in ventricular fibrillation in the electric chair, will they come back to life once and then die?
What does a pirate say to the president?? Spread your legs so I can get my treasure back.
You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor threw you out the window, and the window threw you back.
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!
Are your forehead and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back?
Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!
Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.
Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa said he had a glimpse of it in the 1960s.
McDonald's called back and they said they want their logo back.
