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What does a pirate say to the president?? Spread your legs so I can get my treasure back

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Your hairline so far back my grandpa said he had a glimpse of it in the 1960s

[concert] SINGER: hows everyone doin tonight CROWD: woo ME (from the back in a normal speaking voice): it's actually been a tough few months

Why do orphan like the number seven it’s lucky so maybe there parents will come back

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College is the opposite of kidnapping. They demand $100,000 from you or they'll send your kid back.

2001 just called and they want there towers back

Why is the sand always pissed of?

Because the sand never waves back!

A men and a boy went in a forest the boy said he was scared the men said how do you think i fill i have to walk back alone

why do orphan's hate any milk? there dad did not come back for 10 years oh sorry he got lost in the store🤧

Friend: my mum took my phone from me and i really want it back me: yeh, well Hades took my parents from me and the funny thing is, i don't want them back

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I did this to my x I stole her wheal chair I new she would come crawling back

Ugly face dude: hi kiddo

Kid: hi kid: leaves

Kid turns back and says: wait a minute who are u?

your hair line went so back you had to cry to your mama

Are you for head and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back

So a mom went to her kid and said "If you pray to god, he will give you your sight back" so he did exactly that The next morning the mom heard a scream, so she went to the kids room and asked "whats wrong" the kid replied it didn't work" The mom said "April Fools"