Back jokes
Why do orphans hate any milk?
Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧
Why is the sand always pissed off?
Because the sand never waves back!
You're so fat that when you went sunbathing at the beach, Greenpeace came along and pushed you back in the ocean.
Your hairline is so far back that when I wrote it on a chalkboard, it did not erase.
If you execute someone in ventricular fibrillation in the electric chair, will they come back to life once and then die?
Memes
What does a pirate say to the president?? Spread your legs so I can get my treasure back.
You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor threw you out the window, and the window threw you back.
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!
Are your forehead and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back?
Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!
Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.
Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa said he had a glimpse of it in the 1960s.
McDonald's called back and they said they want their logo back.
Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.
Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn't find it.
Your hairline went so back, you had to cry to your mama!
I did this to my ex. I stole her wheelchair. I knew she would come crawling back.
[concert] SINGER: How's everyone doin' tonight? CROWD: Woo! ME (from the back in a normal speaking voice): It's actually been a tough few months.
One time I fucked this chick so hard, she almost came back to life.
So a mom went to her kid and said, "If you pray to God, He will give you your sight back." So he did exactly that.
The next morning, the mom heard a scream, so she went to the kid's room and asked, "What's wrong?" The kid replied, "It didn't work!" The mom said, "April Fools!"
Friend: My mum took my phone from me, and I really want it back.
Me: Yeah, well, Hades took my parents from me, and the funny thing is, I don't want them back.