Back jokes
McDonald's called back and they said they want their logo back.
Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.
Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn't find it.
You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor threw you out the window, and the window threw you back.
"2001 just called and they want their towers back."
College is the opposite of kidnapping. They demand $100,000 from you, or they'll send your kid back.
Memes
omg im sobbing so hard, saddest yt comment ever bro, challenge, find a sadder one
Your hairline went so back, you had to cry to your mama!
A man and a boy went into a forest. The boy said he was scared. The man said, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."
One time I fucked this chick so hard, she almost came back to life.
[concert] SINGER: How's everyone doin' tonight? CROWD: Woo! ME (from the back in a normal speaking voice): It's actually been a tough few months.
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!
Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.
Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa said he had a glimpse of it in the 1960s.
Are your forehead and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back?
Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!
I did this to my ex. I stole her wheelchair. I knew she would come crawling back.
I was walking in a park today and a little girl I asked, "Where are your parents?" She said, "Gone. My dad went to go get the milk and never came back," and I said, "Oof."
My boyfriend dumped me. Guess who came back crawling for his zimmer frame?
"Go back to Party City, where you belong!" — Phi Phi O’Hara, RuPaul’s Drag Race.
Your hairline is so far back that when I wrote it on a chalkboard, it did not erase.
Why is the sand always pissed off?
Because the sand never waves back!