Back Jokes

Your hairline is so far back scientists consider it a ninth planet

I finally asked my deadbeat dad what makes him happy. His answer? He hasn't gotten back to me.

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Your hairline is so far back that when I wrote it on a chalkboard it did not erase

My boyfriend dumped me guess who came back crawling for his zimmer frame.....

The kids dad was a magician because he disappeared and never came back

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Dear Victims.....äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building...äh Amazing City. Theres online but 2000 there ware two Towers.....äh Restaurants. We Hijack the plane....äh Hi Jack. Jack is my Co-pilot and i said hello. Don‘t scream...History Repea..äh.. History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport“💀

Police: Hey man look at this! * throws cocaine at fan and flew back his face* Me: Are you okay? Police: Looks like I “crack” the case.

Hey guys im back I was grounded by my grandfather so yea.

hey gwen im back-dev its been soo long they unblocked it

I’m part of the anti anime association but I’m starting to like anime. what do I do?

And for the joke- what do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls- sparky

Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didnt they warn us.

D.K. is back baby

Nobody: The crickets in the back: talk talk talk Me: JOE MAMA OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Back To The Future-Doc: You can time travel to anytime in HISTORY Marty but NEVER go to the year 2021.....

My sister is really disrespectful, and her famous words are "Your not my parent!" The next time she says this, I'm going to respond back with, "Your right, because I would have worn a condom to protect from you being born unlike my dad did!"