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Twin Towers

  • What do a crippled person's legs and the Twin Towers have in common? They both went down and never came back up.

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  • Tomato

  • (There was a mommy tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato.)

    Baby: Wait for me!

    (Father tomato walks back toward the baby.)

    (He squishes the child.)

    Father: Ketchup!

    Hairline

  • Your hairline is so far back that when I put on my glasses, I thought I saw an "M" for McDonald's on your hairline.

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  • Lottery

  • STORY OF 2 PEOPLE NOT ME:

    Girlfriend: What would you do if I won the lottery?

    Boyfriend: I would take half and leave you.

    Girlfriend: Ok cool. I won 12 dollars here's 6 and don't come back.

    Orphan

  • Who comes when an orphan gets married? They are allowed back in family restaurants, but when I go in alone, I'm not allowed. I have some parents, for God's sake!

    Mom

  • Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.