why did go to the chiropractors? to get his spine fixed
whats the differneces between me and elizabeth afton .... her dad always comes back.
Why do people think Jesus is going to come back? He wasn’t nailed to a fucking boomerang!
Little Johnny walked into an ice cream shop and asked: Do you have chocolate filled ice cream? The man replies: We are out of that, sorry, we are almost out of every single flavor, do you want me to get you a vanilla filled one? Johnny replies: Sure. After that the man asks for Johnny's phone and goes to back of the store. 5 minutes later the man comes with a ice cream and Johnny's phone. Johnny asks: How much for the ice cream? The man replies: Nothing, its on the house. After Johnny ate hes delicious ice cream, he searched for hes watch history. And then Johnny realized the flavor of the ice cream.
Your hairline and my car goes lighting McQueen speed because he never came back with the milk
I wish my ex wife would take me back. :(
I found alien in my backyard I put him to work. He went to farm never seen him again moments later he is on daily planet acting as reporter a green rock smashed my house. I called him back he passed out.
I remarked you lazy
OK son", he says. It's as easy as counting to 5.
1. Pull down your pants. 2. Pull back your foreskin. 3. Pee in the toilet. 4. Put your foreskin back. 5. Pull up your pants.
From then on, every time the boy goes to the toilet, he counts from 1 to 5. One day, the father noticed his son was taking quite some time in the toilet. He went to check on him and overheard his son saying "2,4,2,4,2,4,2,4".
My dad went to go get milk, he came back 7 years later and we had to send him back because he got the wrong milk
When someone said to an orphan my boyfriend ghosted me the orphan says back don't worry my parents ghosted me 🤣
your hairline goes back to the middle ages
What’s the most annoying thing about licking bald pussy?
Putting the damn nappy back on afterwards...
When David lost his ID, I called him Dave. Where did Dave go during the bombing? Everywhere. Guess who came crawling back?
So I told an orphan to slap themselves untill they are wanted, I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves then I stopped them then told them to punch themselves. The next day a saw a dead orphan.
I punched an orphan and told him to go back to his parents and tell them about it... oh wait
My favorite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame. I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
*stranger: tries to kidnap a kid* *kid: runs home* A few minutes later the kid was in the back of the van... If you know you know
Jo dad's so stupid he came back with the milk
have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk
cause there dad never came back with it
Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday? Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day. Teacher: Why is that your least favorite? Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive. Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
