Back jokes
A man is talking to his doctor after undergoing a whole range of tests to try and find out what’s wrong with him.
The doctor sits him down and says, “I’m so sorry to have to tell you this, but the results are back, and I’m afraid it’s fatal.”
“Oh no!” exclaims the man, “How long do I have?”
“Ten,” says the doctor.
“What, years? Months?!”
“Nine...”
Man's hairline is back-court violation!
Yo dad is like a boomerang; he never comes back.
LGBTQ = LeBron giving back to qommunities (communities).
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
Your hairline goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there.
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"
Your hairline is back, people say. "Look at this dude."
Yo, edgeline go so far back that I can now mow a lawn perfectly.
Your hairline so far back.
Even LeBron James had a good laugh!
Why do orphans hate plane rides?
Because there’s no home to come back to.
What do a crippled person's legs and the Twin Towers have in common? They both went down and never came back up.
(There was a mommy tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato.)
Baby: Wait for me!
(Father tomato walks back toward the baby.)
(He squishes the child.)
Father: Ketchup!
Your hairline goes so far back even history can’t record it.
I can tell you used to be friends with your hairline, cuz it goes way back.
Your hairline is so far back that when I put on my glasses, I thought I saw an "M" for McDonald's on your hairline.
Your hairline is so far back my dad even took 48 hours to reach it.
Your hairline is so far back, I wrote a summary about it.
STORY OF 2 PEOPLE NOT ME:
Girlfriend: What would you do if I won the lottery?
Boyfriend: I would take half and leave you.
Girlfriend: Ok cool. I won 12 dollars here's 6 and don't come back.
Me: You have pretty eyes.
Her: Thank you.
Me: I can make them roll back 😈🥴