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What do a crippled person's legs and the Twin Towers have in common? They both went down and never came back up.

(There was a mommy tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato.)

Baby: Wait for me!

(Father tomato walks back toward the baby.)

(He squishes the child.)

Father: Ketchup!

Your hairline is so far back that when I put on my glasses, I thought I saw an "M" for McDonald's on your hairline.

STORY OF 2 PEOPLE NOT ME:

Girlfriend: What would you do if I won the lottery?

Boyfriend: I would take half and leave you.

Girlfriend: Ok cool. I won 12 dollars here's 6 and don't come back.

Who comes when an orphan gets married? They are allowed back in family restaurants, but when I go in alone, I'm not allowed. I have some parents, for God's sake!

Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.

Your hairline is so far back that the United States got a front row seat!