I didn't break my back in the accident, thankfully.
But I can break yours today, hopefully.
Your mama so ugly whenever she threw boomerang, it refused to come back
I went to the tattoo shop and asked for a skull.
A Jewish guy behind me said, "A skull? Back in my day, we could only get numbers!"
So one time I was with my girlfriend, crazy, right? But we were doing a TikTok eye follow challenge, and she pulled up a pic of Gwen Stacy from Into the Spider-Verse, and I looked somewhere I shouldn’t have, and she smacked me, and I changed to the Rock, and you know where she looked? WTF, right in the no-no square, and since she was a girl, all I could do was sit back and watch.
"Honey, let's not go so deep into the woods, please. I'm starting to get scared."
"It's easy for you to talk. I can go back alone right now!"
Your hairline is so far back, it was in a different time zone on a flight with you.
The kids dad was a magician because he disappeared and never came back
What has 182 teeth and holds back a monster?
My zipper.
They should bring Michael Jackson back from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie.
Back in my day, the chicken dance was where the hen got raped by an angry pack of roosters.
Your hairline goes as far back as the cavemen. Your forehead is also as deep as the cave.
your hairline goes even further back than the last time your parents said i love you
What's white at the front and black at the back? A bus.
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!
This morning, I was having a conversation with my ex-boyfriend about reincarnation. I said to him, "If you could come back in the next life as anything, what would you come back as?" He thought about it for a minute and says, "A tree. That way, everybody can look at me and admire me."
Then he says the same thing to me. I started thinking about it when these two sexy, half-naked studs walked by. One was a jock, the other on his bicycle. I know I said I want to come back as a jockstrap or a bicycle seat, but knowing my luck, I'll come back as a tampon.
Ur forehead and hairline are like friends they go way back
Your hairline is pushed back; we can see what you are thinking of.
Your hairline left you because you were too ugly for your push back hairline.
Your mum is so bad at cooking, Gordon Ramsey brought back Hitler to show her how to use an oven.
