I went to the tattoo shop and asked for a skull. A jewish guy behind me said “a skull? Back in my day, we could only get numbers.”
So one time I was with my girlfriend crazy right but we were doing a tictok eye fallow challenge and she pulled up a pick of where Stacy for in to the spider verse and I look some were I shouldn’t and she smacked me and I changed to the rock and you know where she looked wtf right in the no no square and since she was a girl all I could do was sit back and watch
"Honey, let's not go so deep into the woods, please. I'm starting to get scared." "It's easy for you to talk. I can go back alone right now!"
Your hairline so far back it was in a different time zone on a flight with you
The kids dad was a magician because he disappeared and never came back
What has 182 teeth and holds back a monster?
My zipper.
Back in my day, the chicken dance was where the hen got raped by an angry pack of roosters.
your hairline goes even further back than the last time your parents said i love you
What's white at the front and black at the back? A bus
The twin towers are like your father, their both gone and will never come back.
This year the London marathon was ran on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!!!
This morning I was having a conversation with my ex boyfriend about reincarnation I said to him if you could come back in the next life as anything what would you come back as and he thought about it for a minute and says a tree that way everybody can look at me and admire me. Then he says the same thing to me I started thinking about it when these two sexy half naked studs walked by one was a jock the other on his bicycle I know I said I want to come back as a jockstrap or a bicycle seat but knowing my luck I'll come back as a tampon
Ur forehead and hairline are like friends they go way back
your hairline is pushed back we can see what you are thinking of
your hairline left you because you were to ugly for your push back hairline
Your mum is so bad at cooking, Gordon Ramsey brought back Hitler to show her how to use an oven.
Why do orphans that go to there friends house friends mom:go back to your house it’s late Finn wait can I have your moms phone number Finn friends mom: wait aren’t you a orfinn wait don’t you have a phone Finn? wait I forgot you don’t have a phone because nobody wanted to get you a phone or to get you
your hairline so back it caused 911
Your hairline goes further back than your mums divorce
Your hairline is so far back that even Hitler wouldn't shoot it
