Your hairline goes as far back as the cavemen. Your forehead is also as deep as the cave.
Back Jokes
Your hairline goes even further back than the last time your parents said "I love you."
What's white at the front and black at the back? A bus.
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!
This morning, I was having a conversation with my ex-boyfriend about reincarnation. I said to him, "If you could come back in the next life as anything, what would you come back as?" He thought about it for a minute and says, "A tree. That way, everybody can look at me and admire me."
Then he says the same thing to me. I started thinking about it when these two sexy, half-naked studs walked by. One was a jock, the other on his bicycle. I know I said I want to come back as a jockstrap or a bicycle seat, but knowing my luck, I'll come back as a tampon.
Your forehead and hairline are like friends; they go way back.
Your hairline is pushed back; we can see what you are thinking of.
Your hairline left you because you were too ugly for your push back hairline.
Your mum is so bad at cooking, Gordon Ramsey brought back Hitler to show her how to use an oven.
Why do orphans that go to their friend's house get this reaction from the friend's mom:
"Go back to your house, it's late." "Finn, wait, can I have your mom's phone number?" "Finn, wait, aren't you an orphan?" "Wait, don't you have a phone, Finn?" "Wait, I forgot, you don't have a phone because nobody wanted to get you a phone or to get you."
Your hairline so back it caused 9/11.
Your hairline goes further back than your mum's divorce.
Your hairline is so far back that even Hitler wouldn't shoot it.
Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, the doctor tried to put her back in.
Why did the mailman come to the house?
To come back with the milk.
A guy is on trial for leading a mob to gang rape a woman he'd taken out for a date. His defense is that he was helping her live out a fantasy.
The DA is furious and asks him WTF gave him that idea. He said, "After the date I took her back to her house, pulled out my dick, and tried to hand it to her. She told me, 'You've gotta be fucking kidding me. Seriously, go get some help!'"
Your hair and your hairline must be best friends, 'cause they go waaaaay back!
What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.
My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.
