Yo mama so ugly, when she was born the doctor tried to put her back in.
why did the mailman come to the house? To come back with the milk
A guy is on trial for leading a mob to gang rape a woman he'd taken out for a date. His defense is that he was helping her live out a fantasy. The DA is furious and asks him WTF gave him that idea. He said, "After the date I took her back to her house, pulled out my dick, and tried to hand it to her. She told me, 'You've gotta be fucking kidding me. Seriously, go get some help!"
your hair and your hairline must be best friends cause they go waaaaay back
what is the difference between a orphan and a deaf kid? they can't hear or speak to theirs parents that never came back
My frien liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.
why did the orphan cry when he got back home
because he did not have one
One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Claus, "Please send me a sibling" Santa Claus wrote him back and said "okay, send me your mother"
I confessed to my crush in preschool. Unfortunatley, she rejected me. I just carried on and got right back to teaching.
What is the difference between orphans dad and a boomerang?? Oh.....one comes back
Your hairline receeds so far back that it defends your forehead
They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out. There is Star wars Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars Rogue Trannie, Star Wars The LGBTQ Strikes Back and then there is Star Wars The Last Striaght Man.
So this guy right, he has been through the worst shit in his life. He lost his house, his car, his wife, his kids, everything except his dog. About 2 weeks after he loses everything he goes to apply for a job. He attends work for the first 2 weeks to get his first paycheck and then calls in sick for about a month. He comes back to his boss' office after the month is over and his boss questions him. The man claims, "Sir, I was blowing chunks." "what do you mean by 'blowing chunks' ?" says the boss. The man replies with, " Chunks is the name of my dog..."
why did the white girl come back from african
because they was no water for her to drink i'm black
Me: I found a group of furries in the woods.
Voice in back: Well, it looks like we're going huntin'.
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
why do orphins always come back becauces i love cock
Queen Elizabeth came back before your dad did
In preschool, I confessed my love to my crush, and she rejected me. As heartbroken as I was, I sucked it up and went back to teaching.
Yo hairline so put back that you could put 10 big sizes ramen noodles there
