Back jokes
Yo hairline so far back that you need a magnifying glass to see it.
Come back, old members!
Old members come back, we’re bullying the pussies and idiots off the site.
Me and my girlfriend were walking in the woods.
Her: I am scared!
Me: What do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone.
I asked my friend, "Shouldn't we have 6 senses?"
He replied, "What is the 6th sense?"
"Common sense," I shot back while looking at the kid who was going to detention. "Never mind," I said.
What did Gordon Ramsay say to Hitler?
“Oh my god, put them back in the damn ovens! They’re so under-cooked they’re writing fucking diaries!”
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? You slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.
A wife says to her husband, "You're always pushing me around and talking behind my back." "What do you expect?" he says, "You're in a fucking wheelchair!"
Your hairline's so ugly it made Michael Jackson lean back.
I finally asked my deadbeat dad what makes him happy. His answer? He hasn't gotten back to me.
Why do so many kids love boomerangs? Because they always come back.
What is the best thing about being back?
Free bullets.
It took me years to figure out the Oreos served in Lunchables are knock offs. On the cover it says “Chocolate Crème Cookies.” I’ve believed this lie for as long as I can remember. Unless they were real back then? I don’t even know at this point. They sure as hell aren’t real now!
The snack that smiles back: Ball sack.
What's the different when a little boy drops in Japan then and now?
When a little boy falls today he gets back up. But then everyone fell and never came back up.
My dad never came back with the milk. My mom told me he's in the army.
A cop pulls two Arabian men over, walks up to their window, and says, "We are looking for two child molesters!"
Now after a short pause, the two men look at each other, then back at the officer and say, "We'll do it!"
A kid in the back of the class just yelled “Jenga!”
The class was watching a 9/11 documentary.
Do you know the best thing about killing a hooker?
Not only do you get your money back, but the second hour is free.
You're so awesome that the word 'awesome' demanded its title back!