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Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.

There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”

Take a step back... just like your hairline did.

Your hairline's so far back, I use it as a ruler to measure things.

What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."

You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."

Is your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go wayyyy back?

When you don't wear earrings for a long time, the hole can close, and it hurts so much when you want to put it back. 🙄🙄 😁😁😁🤣

Your hairline goes back to when Jeff Bezos had hair.

Your hairline is so far back trump was ashamed

In the bus, you can't spell "black" without "back."

I went home to my girlfriend with milk! She said, "Oh thank you honey!"

Then I got a call from a girl named Melissa. She called and said, "Steven, where the hell have you been? It's been two weeks and you still haven't come back yet?"

I got my COVID test today, it says 50. What does that mean? Also, my IQ test came back positive.

Your hairline is so far back my grandpa said he had a glimpse of it in the 1960s.

Teacher: "Hey, James, this is the third time I asked you a question!"

James: "But you told me not to answer you back!"

So, a mom and a dad are having sex. Their daughter comes down and says, "Mommy, Mommy, what are you doing?"

The mom goes, "Uh, we're making a cake. Let's go back to bed." So she tucks her daughter in and says, "We will go to the park tomorrow."

So the next day they go to the park, and two teens are going at it in some bushes, and the little girl goes, "Mommy, Mommy, what are they doing?" And the mom goes, "They're making a cake. Let's go back home."

So they go home, and the mom tucked her into bed and says, "Tomorrow we will go to the zoo." And so the next day they go to the zoo, and two monkeys are going at it, and the girl goes, "Mommy, what are they doing?" And the mom goes, "They're making a cake. Let's go back home."

And so they go home, and the girl goes, "Mommy, did you and Daddy make a cake last night?" And the mom nervously says, "N-no, why?" And the little girl goes, "Because I licked the icing off the couch."