Aviation jokes
What do you call a Black person flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist!
I hate when people make jokes about the Twin Towers.
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.
I don’t usually tell 9/11 jokes, they usually crash and burn.
Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.
Why were 9/11 victims so mad?
They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!
Memes
my new car
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably crash and burn.
I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.
What do we want? Plane noises!
When do we need it? Neeooooooowwwww!
Tonight, on Top Gear!
James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!
Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!
And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni and got plane. (Yes, it's "plain," shut.)
It was women driving the planes for 9/11.
If you give a man a plane ticket, he will fly for a couple of hours, but if you push a man out of a plane, he will fly for the rest of his life :)
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered a cheese pizza, but instead they got plane.
"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.
My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Malaysian Airlines Flight 303!
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane!
I took a plane to go see my hairline.