Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
What did the bomber say to the jet?
"Sorry bro, I gotta bomb."
*WAIT NO-*
(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!
I heard Kobe was writing a book about helicopters, but it just wouldn't land with people...
I know, I'm going to hell!
Me: Opens the window to get some fresh air.
Everyone else on the plane: 😟...😱
What did the airplane say to the paper plane? Why do you look like a wimp?
Are suicide bombers taught properly how to fly or... Are they just given a quick crash course?
I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
NASA's response: National Aeronautics and Space Administration.
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
Arinator's response: National Ariana and Space Ariana.
My dad is Al-Qaeda, and he even took a plane trip to New York in 2001.
what do u call a plane with no wings? sally
my dad died in the attacks he was the best pilot pakistan has ever seen allahwakbar
Are you a plane? Because I wanna be in control of you for a few hours.
I'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to New York, so I flew them to New York and hit the towers. That was a tragic story.
You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!
The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.
I beat up my twin friends with a plane.
Give a man a plane ticket, and he’ll fly for a day.
Push a man from a plane, and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.
Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”
