Aviation jokes
What did the bomber say to the jet?
"Sorry bro, I gotta bomb."
*WAIT NO-*
My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.
My dad died in 9/11. He was such a good pilot.
Why did the plane cross the sky?
To hit the Twin Towers...
My uncle died in the 9/11 attacks. He was the best pilot I had ever met.
I don't understand the plane crash at 9/11. My dad was a great pilot!
Why do people always talk about nine eleven???
My dad died that day.
He was a good pilot.
I don’t make 9/11 jokes; they have a tendency to crash and burn.
What do you call a Black person flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist!
Why were 9/11 victims so mad?
They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!
Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably crash and burn.
I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.
What do we want? Plane noises!
When do we need it? Neeooooooowwwww!
Tonight, on Top Gear!
James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!
Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!
And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
If you give a man a plane ticket, he will fly for a couple of hours, but if you push a man out of a plane, he will fly for the rest of his life :)
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
What did one twin say to the other?
"Watch out for the plane!"
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni and got plane. (Yes, it's "plain," shut.)
What did the Twin Towers order for dinner?
Two large planes.