Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
I would like to remind all passengers that this is a no-smoking flight, although do feel free to join me in the cockpit, where we've opened a window.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Malaysian Airlines Flight 303!
What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?
An escort.
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.
It was women driving the planes for 9/11.
"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
"Learn to fly a plane," they said. "It'll be fun," they said...
Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?
Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.
Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️
lmao why do people think they can fly?
What did the kamikaze instructor say to the students?
"Okay guys, watch very carefully because I can only show you this demonstration once."
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.
What’s the difference between McDonald’s and 9/11?
One is a drive through; the other is a fly through.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni and got plane. (Yes, it's "plain," shut.)
If you give a man a plane ticket, he will fly for a couple of hours, but if you push a man out of a plane, he will fly for the rest of his life :)
What did the Twin Towers order for dinner?
Two large planes.
