I hate when people make jokes about the Twin Towers.
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Aviation Jokes
Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.
What do we want? Plane noises!
When do we need it? Neeooooooowwwww!
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered a cheese pizza, but instead they got plane.
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.
My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
What’s the difference between McDonald’s and 9/11?
One is a drive through; the other is a fly through.
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.
Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.
"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."
"Learn to fly a plane," they said. "It'll be fun," they said...
Your forehead is so big you can land a jumbo jet on it.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane!
Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
What did the kamikaze instructor say to the students?
"Okay guys, watch very carefully because I can only show you this demonstration once."
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Malaysian Airlines Flight 303!
What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A. A bird can fly, but a fly cannot bird.
What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?
An escort.
I would like to remind all passengers that this is a no-smoking flight, although do feel free to join me in the cockpit, where we've opened a window.
