Aviation jokes
"Hello, this is your captain speaking. We are flying at a level of 89 feet. If you look out of your window on the left, you will see the World Trade Center."
A collection of 911 jokes.
What kinda pizza did they order at 911?
Plane.
What was the color of 911?
Plane.
What is the fastest way to see 911?
Plane.
Did you leave your hairline at the airplane, because it's going up?
POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.
Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
Guys, these jokes are not funny. My dad died, he was the best Arabic pilot ever.
I don't understand the plane crash at 9/11. My dad was a great pilot!
What did the plane say to the tower?
"Give me a kiss."
Yeah, I stopped joking about 9/11. My jokes usually just ended up crashing and burning.
What did the one tower say to the other?
"Here comes the airplane!"
I just watched a 9/11 documentary on a plane. Man next to me said, "You know we're going to New York, right?" I told him I just wanna know what I got into.
According to all known laws of aviation,
there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Coming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry? - Adam?
- Can you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye!
Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!
I hate airplanes!
This category is messed up.
My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
I rate my dad as a pilot 9 out of 11.
You can only say "Kobe" now when you're playing flight simulator.