Aviation jokes
I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.
My dad died in 9/11. He was such a good pilot.
My uncle died in the 9/11 attacks. He was the best pilot I had ever met.
Why did the plane cross the sky?
To hit the Twin Towers...
I don't understand the plane crash at 9/11. My dad was a great pilot!
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I don’t make 9/11 jokes; they have a tendency to crash and burn.
Why do people always talk about nine eleven???
My dad died that day.
He was a good pilot.
What do you call a Black person flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist!
What do we want? Plane noises!
When do we need it? Neeooooooowwwww!
Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably crash and burn.
Why were 9/11 victims so mad?
They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!
I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.
Tonight, on Top Gear!
James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!
Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!
And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
If you give a man a plane ticket, he will fly for a couple of hours, but if you push a man out of a plane, he will fly for the rest of his life :)
What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane?
A biplane.
It was women driving the planes for 9/11.
What did the Twin Towers order for dinner?
Two large planes.
What did one twin say to the other?
"Watch out for the plane!"
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.