Aviation jokes
My dad died in 9/11. He was such a good pilot.
Why did the plane cross the sky?
To hit the Twin Towers...
My uncle died in the 9/11 attacks. He was the best pilot I had ever met.
I don't understand the plane crash at 9/11. My dad was a great pilot!
I don’t make 9/11 jokes; they have a tendency to crash and burn.
my new car
Why do people always talk about nine eleven???
My dad died that day.
He was a good pilot.
What do you call a Black person flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist!
Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably crash and burn.
Why were 9/11 victims so mad?
They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!
I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.
What do we want? Plane noises!
When do we need it? Neeooooooowwwww!
Tonight, on Top Gear!
James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!
Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!
And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
What’s the difference between McDonald’s and 9/11?
One is a drive through; the other is a fly through.
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.
Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane!
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
I took a plane to go see my hairline.