Aviation jokes
What do you call an Arab and a black man flying a plane?
Pilots. You racist f*ck.
Chuck Norris once said that he didn't like the plane he was riding in. Out of sadness, the plane committed suicide. How, you ask? Ask the Twin Towers.
I don't like telling nine eleven jokes, because they always crash and burn.
I don’t usually tell 9/11 jokes, they usually crash and burn.
When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.
What do you call an Asian man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist fuck!
Why did the chicken cross the towers?
Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.
Best friend makes joke about 9/11.
Me: My pop was a part of that!
Best friend: So sorry!
Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.
Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.
You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!
What do you get when you mix a 737 and 767?
A 797.
Why did the 767 fly into the towers?
Because a310 dared it to.
What did Al-Shehhi say to Mohamed Atta?
"We are on time!"
I beat up my twin friends with a plane.
The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.
Yo, hairline looking like a flight trajectory path.
Look, I'm innocent. I was just going on vacation in NY, but my co-pilot said: "Hit it with your best shot."
I rate my dad as a pilot 9 out of 11.
Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.
Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.
Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.