Control tower to Boeing 747, you're clear to land on (said person)'s forehead.
Whats the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly but a fly cannot bird
What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?
An escort.
I made this one up myself just now.
Stephen Hawking would be a good pilot because the aircraft would be the first to take off and land in autopilot.
What is Satan's way to go to places? A helicopter.
When the Two Towers ordered pizza, all they got was plane.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!
Hey Hunter, Thomas here.
Why did the plane cross the road?
To get to the other side.
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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Malaysian Airlines Flight 303!
Yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"
A pilot is having a talk with one of his passengers. The passenger asks, "Why did you become a pilot?" The pilot replies with, "To face my fears." The passenger then says, "You're afraid of heights?" "No, I'm afraid of dying alone."
Me dozing off while driving.
Everyone else on the passenger plane: September 11, 2001.
My dad is Al-Qaeda, and he even took a plane trip to New York in 2001.
my dad died in 911 he was a good pilot
Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11.
Your forehead is so big I could land a jet plane on it.
Give a man a plane ticket, he’ll fly for a day. Push a man out of a plane flying 10,000 miles up, he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them.
"Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers, "Can't you see his tail is burning?"
Producer: We need to stop testing out products on animals.
CEO: Shampoo companies do it all the time.
Fairchild Republic making the A-10 Thunder Bolt.
Sorry man... I kinda messed those things up.
