Aviation jokes

Why did the 767 fly into the towers?

Because a310 dared it to.

What did Al-Shehhi say to Mohamed Atta?

"We are on time!"

I beat up my twin friends with a plane.

The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.

Yo, hairline looking like a flight trajectory path.

Look, I'm innocent. I was just going on vacation in NY, but my co-pilot said: "Hit it with your best shot."

I rate my dad as a pilot 9 out of 11.

Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.

Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.

Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.

The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.

I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.

Why is my plane delayed?

Because someone hit the Sears Tower.

My BALLS itched when I crashed the plane.

"9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."

9/11 pilots are the best readers.

They went through 30 stories in less than an hour.

What do you call a flying Aboriginal?

Boong 747.

I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got excited and asked if I could drive a plane.

Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥

At 5 years old, I already knew how to throw paper airplanes thanks to my Arabian relatives!

Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?

Because homing missiles don’t work on them.

Yeah, I stopped joking about 9/11. My jokes usually just ended up crashing and burning.