Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.
You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!
What do you get when you mix a 737 and 767?
A 797.
Why did the 767 fly into the towers?
Because a310 dared it to.
What did Al-Shehhi say to Mohamed Atta?
"We are on time!"
I beat up my twin friends with a plane.
The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.
Look, I'm innocent. I was just going on vacation in NY, but my co-pilot said: "Hit it with your best shot."
The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.
Why is my plane delayed?
Because someone hit the Sears Tower.
My BALLS itched when I crashed the plane.
"9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."
9/11 pilots are the best readers.
They went through 30 stories in less than an hour.
What do you call a flying Aboriginal?
Boong 747.
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got excited and asked if I could drive a plane.
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥
At 5 years old, I already knew how to throw paper airplanes thanks to my Arabian relatives!
Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?
Because homing missiles don’t work on them.
When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.
The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."
