Aviation jokes
What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."
Give a man a plane ticket, and he’ll fly for a day.
Push a man from a plane, and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.
My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.
Your forehead is so big you can land a jumbo jet on it.
Did you know penguins can fly if you throw them hard enough? Just like children!
Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?
Two people wanted pepperoni pizza... Sadly, they got planes.
What do dropouts and Boeing 767s have in common?
They crash and burn.
"Hi, plane," said the tower.
"Learn to fly a plane," they said. "It'll be fun," they said...
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
"Open wide, here comes the airplane!" 💀👌
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
Why are planes the most dangerous killers?
Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.
For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.
What did the one tower say to the other?
"Here comes the airplane!"
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.
My father, who flew the plane, couldn't have a funeral, he went everywhere.
I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.
I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.
Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.