Aviation jokes

Why are planes the most dangerous killers?

Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.

For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.

What did the one tower say to the other?

"Here comes the airplane!"

Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.

My father, who flew the plane, couldn't have a funeral, he went everywhere.

I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.

I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.

Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.

Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!

Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?

Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.

I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.

"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.

What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?

One of the missions succeeded.

Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.

What was the favorite game in 2001? Flight simulator.

These 9/11 jokes just don’t land.

What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.

I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.

You shouldn't joke about 9/11. My grampa died on 9/11. He was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.

The Twin Towers ordered two pepperoni pizzas, but all they got was plane.

My dad died in the 9/11 attack. He was a good pilot.