Aviation jokes
What do dropouts and Boeing 767s have in common?
They crash and burn.
"Hi, plane," said the tower.
"Learn to fly a plane," they said. "It'll be fun," they said...
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
"Open wide, here comes the airplane!" 💀👌
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
Why are planes the most dangerous killers?
Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.
For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.
What did the one tower say to the other?
"Here comes the airplane!"
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.
My father, who flew the plane, couldn't have a funeral, he went everywhere.
I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.
I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.
Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?
Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.
I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?
One of the missions succeeded.
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
What was the favorite game in 2001? Flight simulator.
These 9/11 jokes just don’t land.