Aviation jokes
I don't like 9/11 jokes, they tend to crash and burn.
Did you leave your hairline at the airplane, because it's going up?
All these jokes are all plane.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
What pizza did the Twin Towers order? A plane pizza.
What do you call a terrorist that can fly?
A dart.
When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.
What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?
Open wide, here comes the plane!
Guys, these jokes are not funny. My dad died, he was the best Arabic pilot ever.
What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."
Give a man a plane ticket, and he’ll fly for a day.
Push a man from a plane, and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.
My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.
Your forehead is so big you can land a jumbo jet on it.
Did you know penguins can fly if you throw them hard enough? Just like children!
Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?
Two people wanted pepperoni pizza... Sadly, they got planes.
What do dropouts and Boeing 767s have in common?
They crash and burn.
"Hi, plane," said the tower.
"Learn to fly a plane," they said. "It'll be fun," they said...