Aviation jokes

Did you know penguins can fly if you throw them hard enough? Just like children!

Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?

Two people wanted pepperoni pizza... Sadly, they got planes.

What do dropouts and Boeing 767s have in common?

They crash and burn.

"Hi, plane," said the tower.

"Learn to fly a plane," they said. "It'll be fun," they said...

What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?

"Open wide, here comes the airplane!" 💀👌

Sorry for this Pick Up Line.

Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.

Why are planes the most dangerous killers?

Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.

For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.

What did the one tower say to the other?

"Here comes the airplane!"

Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.

My father, who flew the plane, couldn't have a funeral, he went everywhere.

I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.

I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.

Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.

Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!

Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?

Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.

I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.

"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.

What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?

One of the missions succeeded.