9/11 was probably just a woman pilot.
They made a movie about 9/11.
It was a big hit.
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not your grandpa, he crashed the plane.
When your plane heads for New York...
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
A guy was in one of the Twin Towers and he ordered pepperoni pizza, but he didn't get it. He got a plane instead.
Open wide, here comes the airplane!
I bet Kobe failed flying school.
Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?
Someone turned off flight mode.
(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)
Can we stop talking about 9/11? I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Bad jokes are like the planes in 9/11, they don't land.
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.
Chuck Norris once said that he didn't like the plane he was riding in. Out of sadness, the plane committed suicide. How, you ask? Ask the Twin Towers.
i dont like telling nine eleven jokes, because they always crash and burn
When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.
Why did the chicken cross the towers?
Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.
Best friend makes joke about 9/11.
Me: My pop was a part of that!
Best friend: So sorry!
Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.
