Aviation jokes
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My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
What dessert do you get on September 11th?
An ice cream flight!
"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"
I'd rate the pilot a 9/11.
Yo hairline so large, you could land a fighter jet on it.
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
I can make 9/11 jokes, but every time I do, they crash and burn.
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.
I don't like 9/11 jokes, they tend to crash and burn.
Did you leave your hairline at the airplane, because it's going up?
All these jokes are all plane.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
What pizza did the Twin Towers order? A plane pizza.
What do you call a terrorist that can fly?
A dart.
When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.
What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?
Open wide, here comes the plane!
Guys, these jokes are not funny. My dad died, he was the best Arabic pilot ever.