I crashed into those motherfuckers! 😂😂😂
"I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."
My dad died in 9/11.
But he was the pilot.
I don’t like making jokes about 9/11. My grandad died in it, he was the greatest pilot I ever knew.
What is the difference between a plane and a helicopter?
A plane hits a building, but a helicopter hits the floor.
I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.
What’s New York’s favorite game?
2001 flight simulator.
People told Kobe to fly high. Look what happened.
What do you call an African American pilot?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
If a chicken flies into the plane and the plane crashes, whose fault is it?
A: The driver's. Chickens can't fly.
To become a licensed airline pilot requires 1,500 hours (two years) of training. But it only takes 10 seconds to steal the pilot’s jacket and hat.
Did you know if you give a guy a plane ticket, he flies once, but if you push him out of a plane, he flies for the rest of his life.
911 jokes are just plane wrong, my dad was a great pilot you know.
This joke probably flew over people's heads, but for some people it flew into their head.
Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?
What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?
I heard Kobe was writing a book about helicopters, but it just wouldn't land with people...
I know, I'm going to hell!
Why couldn’t most people remember 9/11?
Because it flew over their heads.
Give a man a plane ticket and he will fly for a day.
Push a man out of a plane and he will fly for the rest of his life.
What do you call a flying sheep?
A muttonbird.
(just a joke) My grandfather was involved in 9/11. I’ve kept his pilot medals for how good of a pilot he was.
- Why is that flight waiting at 30,000 feet height?
- One tire became flat. They are changing it in the middle of the journey.
