Aviation jokes
What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?
One of the missions succeeded.
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
What was the favorite game in 2001? Flight simulator.
These 9/11 jokes just don’t land.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.
You shouldn't joke about 9/11. My grampa died on 9/11. He was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
The Twin Towers ordered two pepperoni pizzas, but all they got was plane.
My dad died in the 9/11 attack. He was a good pilot.
Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️
Here comes the airplane.
9/11 happens the next day.
Why did the plane cross the road? To get to the other tower.
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.
Who crashed the plane?
1. Abu Faram? - terrorist
2. The little kid Joseph?
3. The passed out pilot?
Or Jamal?
Stop making 9/11 jokes. They don't land so well.
My dad was in 9/11, that's rude, and he was a great pilot.
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
Osama's aim was horrible. One of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.