I don't need to go to the car dealership when I have a Geico scanner on my arm at all times. ๐
I got a GTR yesterday, now my kids say, "GTR we there yet?"
What plate do you need to eat in a car? A license plate!
What happens when a black person gets in a car? The check oil light turns on.
Stephen Hawking shows up to a car meet-up.
Does Lightning McQueen get life insurance or car insurance?
When I called the suicidal hotline in Iraq they asked if I could drive the car
Driver's License-By- watersharky Music Productions and Olivia Rodrigo-
I got my driver's license last week Just like we always talked about 'Cause you were so excited for me To finally drive up to your house But today I drove through the suburbs Crying 'cause you weren't around And you're probably with that blonde girl Who always made me doubt She's so much older than me She's everything I'm insecure about Yeah, today I drove through the suburbs 'Cause how could I ever love someone else? And I know we weren't perfect but I've never felt this way for no one And I just can't imagine how you could be so okay now that I'm gone Guess you didn't mean what you wrote in that song about me 'Cause you said forever, now I drive alone past your street And all my friends are tired Of hearing how much I miss you, but I kinda feel sorry for them 'Cause they'll never know you the way that I do, yeah Today I drove through the suburbs And pictured I was driving home to you And I know we weren't perfect But I've never felt this way for no one, oh And I just can't imagine how you could be so okay, now that I'm gone I guess you didn't mean what you wrote in that song about me 'Cause you said forever, now I drive alone past your street Red lights, stop signs I still see your face in the white cars, front yards Can't drive past the places we used to go to 'Cause I still fuckin' love you, babe (ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh) Sidewalks we crossed I still hear your voice in the traffic, we're laughing Over all the noise God, I'm so blue, know we're through But I still fuckin' love you, babe (ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh) I know we weren't perfect but I've never felt this way for no one And I just can't imagine how you could be so okay, now that I'm gone 'Cause you didn't mean what you wrote in that song about me 'Cause you said forever, now I drive alone past your street Yeah, you said forever, now I drive alone past your street...
A professional golfer driving his Porsche picked up an Irish girl hitchhiker. He had his golfing gear on the back seat. The Irish girl picked up something and asked, "What are these?"
"Those are tees," he said. "I rest my balls on them when I drive."
"Wow!" said the girl. "What will those car makers think of next!"
What do you call a Mexican Transformer? Optimus Juan!
Q. What gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, chokes people when used incorrectly, and works well when jerked?
A. A seatbelt.
As an American, I like cars. And like all car enthusiasts, even just a little scratch can ruin a brand new car.
So why is it that we go to different countries like India and see that almost every car is completely totaled? I guess we have different meanings of "it's just a scratch."
Today was the worst day ever. My ex got hit by a truck... On the plus side, my truck doesn't even have a dent.
What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mercedes?
I donโt have a Mercedes.
What's the difference between a Lambo and 200 children in my basement? One screams; the children don't.
To people who say that depression hits hard...
The car begs to disagree.
Whatโs a Muslimโs favorite car?
A Citroรซn C4.
What does a car have when it's very itchy?
A road rash.
How did they figure out what kind of shampoo Paul Walker used? They found his โhead and shouldersโ in the dash.
What time is it when you get home can you walk walk and a car and get home and get a walk home and get a dog ๐ today is the night I can drive