What's the difference between a man's wife and his dog?
Lock them both in the trunk for three hours and see which is happy to see you when you open it.
What time is it when you get home can you walk walk and a car and get home and get a walk home and get a dog 🐕 today is the night I can drive
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Maserati.
Maserati who?
Why don't you clean up this Maserati?
What is your car's name?
What is your car you cannot drive? A super flying car!
I went to the doctor because I had a steering wheel in my pants, and it was driving me nuts.
Why did the car fall asleep?
Because he was too tired.
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and ten 6-year-olds?
I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
What did the Ford Mustang say to the crowd of innocent people?
I'D HIT THAT!
A car alarm went to the store.
Cashier: Hello.
Car Alarm: BMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMWAAAMAAHAMAMAMAMAAMHMMMMMMMMAMAMAMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAMMAMMMMMMMMMMM BBEEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BWAAAAMAAA!
Cashier: That will be 10 Dollars, sir.
I work at a tire shop.
I'm pretty tired.
Why is the tire so tired?
Because it is tired out.
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and an erection? I don't have a Lamborghini.
I went to a muffler party... it was exhausting!
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies?
I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
If you turn the word "racecar" backwards, it says "racecar".
But if you turn the racecar sideways, you have Paul Walker's blood on your hands.
What do you call someone that is Mexican that has a BMW?
A big Mexican woman.
What's the difference between a Lambo and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.
My brother finally got his driver's license, so he took our new car out for a spin.
At least now I can have his phone he left.
A man crashed his new expensive car into a tree. He now knew how the Mercedes bends.
