If you turn the word "racecar" backwards, it says "racecar".
But if you turn the racecar sideways, you have Paul Walker's blood on your hands.
What do you call someone that is Mexican that has a BMW?
A big Mexican woman.
What's the difference between a Lambo and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.
My brother finally got his driver's license, so he took our new car out for a spin.
At least now I can have his phone he left.
A man crashed his new expensive car into a tree. He now knew how the Mercedes bends.
What’s the difference between 80 dead babies and a Lambo? I don’t have a Lambo in my garage.
You know the difference between happy tailgaters and angry tailgaters?
Happy tailgaters know how to throw a party.
Freshman: Hey, what's better, Ford or Chevy?
Senior: I don't f**kin' care as long as it drives.
Freshman: So, I'm guessing it's Chevy?
Tiresome is the quantification of tire.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a shit? I wanna know how it got the car started!
What’s the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette?
I don’t have a Corvette in my garage.
A man went to a Ford dealership hoping to find a car, but he said they weren't affordable.
What kind of car does Yoda drive? A Toyoda.
What car does Hitler drive?
A Fuhrerri.
