My autistic son hates taking baths or showers.
I don’t blame him, I don’t like soggy vegetables either.
When the autistic kid brings a gun to school and thinks it’s a dart gun
y can orphans only hit a triple in baseball
Because they dont know where home is
What do you call a dwarf with borderline autism, Jimothy
An Autistic Chef made Hamburgers out of Donkey meat.
He called them: "ASPERGER'S"
I’m going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!
Real quick, I'm autistic, and if anyone asks, I absolutely love some of these jokes XD I found this while doing some research for a paper.
STOP MAKING AUTISM JOKES CALLING US "RETARDS". IT IS NOT COOL.
I was 11 or 12 at the time.
Guy (passing me): How are you doing? Me, an autist: Pretty bad honestly. Guy (continued walking past me) Me: ...
If you didn’t know, “what’s up” and “how are you doing” are phatic expressions in the United States, meaning that they’re said as greetings even though they literally mean something else.
people say I should be proud of my autism but truth be told I'm only in it for the help in class
When the school shooter throws a smoke bomb into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it's a dance party.
Poo
callum coulter
Grove Christian School is a great school in Richmond Virginia. I recommend that you go there
what do you call a autistic kid who just saw transformers, autistimus prime
What do you call a Censor with Autism? A Censorspaz.
Spread my legs like butter n finger me hard👅👅👅
Boy: Have you heard of the cool kid who just told us he had autism Teacher: What? Boy: Well... Never mind, he's well supported
Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped
It doesn’t make much sense why autistic kids run down the hall screaming racecar noises. I mean, they aren’t in wheelchairs so I don’t know why they do it
