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I was 11 or 12 at the time.

Guy (passing me): "How are you doing?" Me, an autist: "Pretty bad honestly." Guy (continued walking past me) Me: ...

If you didn’t know, “what’s up” and “how are you doing” are phatic expressions in the United States, meaning that they’re said as greetings even though they literally mean something else.

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    • When the school shooter throws a smoke bomb into the classroom, and the autistic kid thinks it's a dance party.

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    • Grove Christian School is a great school in Richmond, Virginia. I recommend that you go there.

    Boy: Have you heard of the cool kid who just told us he had autism?

    Teacher: What?

    Boy: Well... never mind, he's well supported.

    It doesn’t make much sense why autistic kids run down the hall screaming racecar noises.

    I mean, they aren’t in wheelchairs, so I don’t know why they do it.

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    • What’s the difference between someone who is high on the spectrum [and] low on the spectrum? At least I can write this joke.

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    • Come on guys, it's not nice to make fun of autism. I mean really, the Riot devs try their best, but just because they have autism does not mean you can make fun of them. Make fun of them for something else, like their Down syndrome.