My gamer tag is TheBigAut
What i an autist..... Villads
What do you call a army of autistic people with guns?
Special forces
As an Autist, I find these jokes really funny. Thanks for the early 13th birthday present, ya'll :>
When the school shooter is about to leave the room, then the autistic kid says, "Goodbye!"
What do you call an autistic kid that’s good at art?
Artistic.
When the school shooter kills five people and the autistic kid yells "HEROES NEVER DIE".
What do you call an autistic kid with a glock?
Special forces.
Btw, I'm 13.
My autistic son hates taking baths or showers.
I don’t blame him, I don’t like soggy vegetables either.
When the autistic kid brings a gun to school and thinks it’s a dart gun
Why can orphans only hit a triple in baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What do you call a dwarf with borderline autism, Jimothy
An Autistic Chef made Hamburgers out of Donkey meat.
He called them: "ASPERGER'S"
I’m going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!
Real quick, I'm autistic, and if anyone asks, I absolutely love some of these jokes XD I found this while doing some research for a paper.
STOP MAKING AUTISM JOKES CALLING US "RETARDS". IT IS NOT COOL.
I was 11 or 12 at the time.
Guy (passing me): "How are you doing?" Me, an autist: "Pretty bad honestly." Guy (continued walking past me) Me: ...
If you didn’t know, “what’s up” and “how are you doing” are phatic expressions in the United States, meaning that they’re said as greetings even though they literally mean something else.
people say I should be proud of my autism but truth be told I'm only in it for the help in class
When the school shooter throws a smoke bomb into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it's a dance party.
Poo
