Autism jokes
I asked my friend Cammy what is 55+68 and he was to say it in words, he replied with "swebin".
If depression on crack fucked weed and 69 hours of not sleeping and had a baby with huge amounts of autism, that would be me.
A common question I get as a doctor is, do vaccines cause autism? Well!, I was vaccinated, so.....
What do you call a dwarf with autism? Matthew Michal?
My gamer tag is TheBigAut.
What, I am an autist..... Villads?
What do you call an army of autistic people with guns?
Special forces.
As an Autist, I find these jokes really funny. Thanks for the early 13th birthday present, ya'll :>
When the school shooter is about to leave the room, then the autistic kid says, "Goodbye!"
What do you call an autistic kid that’s good at art?
Artistic.
When the school shooter kills five people, and the autistic kid yells, "Heroes never die!"
What do you call an autistic kid with a glock?
Special forces.
Btw, I'm 13.
My autistic son hates taking baths or showers.
I don’t blame him, I don’t like soggy vegetables either.
When the autistic kid brings a gun to school and thinks it’s a dart gun.
Why can orphans only hit a triple in baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What do you call a dwarf with borderline autism? Jimothy.
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: "Asperger's."
I'm going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!
Real quick, I'm autistic, and if anyone asks, I absolutely love some of these jokes. XD I found this while doing some research for a paper.
Stop making autism jokes, calling us "retards." It is not cool.