Autism jokes
If you have an Autistic child, don't worry. Put your trust in God and pray it gets kidnapped.
It's weird being an autistic eugenicist.
On one hand I want pussy and on the other hand I don't wanna pollute the white race with my genetic filth.
Did you hear they found a cure for autism? It's called Zyklon B.
Light it up blue 🔵
Astrophysics fact: If you count every star on a Saturday night, you're autistic.
Bro, imagine shooting a school for autistic people.
What do you call an autistic person with a driver's license?
A LETHAL WEAPON!
Damn, this computer stopped working. It's got autism.
I can't with these, LMAOO!
What's autism! My name is Dee Snutz!
I asked my friend Cammy what is 55+68 and he was to say it in words, he replied with "swebin".
If depression on crack fucked weed and 69 hours of not sleeping and had a baby with huge amounts of autism, that would be me.
A common question I get as a doctor is, do vaccines cause autism? Well!, I was vaccinated, so.....
What do you call a dwarf with autism? Matthew Michal?
My gamer tag is TheBigAut.
What, I am an autist..... Villads?
What do you call an army of autistic people with guns?
Special forces.
As an Autist, I find these jokes really funny. Thanks for the early 13th birthday present, ya'll :>
When the school shooter is about to leave the room, then the autistic kid says, "Goodbye!"
What do you call an autistic kid that’s good at art?
Artistic.
When the school shooter kills five people, and the autistic kid yells, "Heroes never die!"