Attack jokes
9/11 hahahahaha. Lawrence, I hope you read this!
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni and cheese pizza, but instead got plain!
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why are the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza and got a plane!
Why were the Twin Towers scared at dinner?
Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Twin Towers, more like dead towers.
I've been drinking from a tall cup.
His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.
What's a building's first crush? A plane.
All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.
Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.
Thank God I went on the tenth.
Why did my dad cross the road?
To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.
When does a pentagon have 4 sides?
When a plane is in one of the sides.
I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.
The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀
So, there was a male whale and a female whale swimming through the ocean. One day the male whale sees a ship and says, "That's the ship that killed my parents!" So they go to the ship and blow the ship over and throw the men overboard into the sea.
The male whale sees the man who killed his parents and he was still alive, so he opened his mouth and went for the man, but out of nowhere the female whale yells, "Hey!! I was in it for the blowjob, but I'm not gonna eat seamen!"
It took me 9.11 seconds to realize.