Attack jokes
Me: Knock knock.
My Grandma: Who’s there?
Me: Interrupting cow.
My Grandma: Interrupting c-
[Dies from heart attack]
My dad died in the 9/11 attack. He was a good pilot.
Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?
Because they have already got 2 towers down.
My mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you?
Me: No.
Attack on Titan music starts playing in my head.
Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."
Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
I would make a joke, but it won't be as explosive as the others.
Osama's aim was horrible. One of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.
Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?
McDonald's has a drive-thru.
Making 9/11 jokes? It's just plane wrong.
Why did the Twin Towers get mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
Twin Towers are mad. Instead of hotdogs, they got "plain."
What’s the difference between a cow and 9/11?
A cow can’t be milked for 21 years.
9/11 hahahahaha. Lawrence, I hope you read this!
"Police control! Have you been drinking?"
"Go Pikachu! Thunder Clap!"
"Did you just throw a hamster at my head?"
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni and cheese pizza, but instead got plain!
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?