When does a pentagon have 4 sides?
When a plane is in one of the sides.
Attack Jokes
I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.
The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀
So, there was a male whale and a female whale swimming through the ocean. One day the male whale sees a ship and says, "That's the ship that killed my parents!" So they go to the ship and blow the ship over and throw the men overboard into the sea.
The male whale sees the man who killed his parents and he was still alive, so he opened his mouth and went for the man, but out of nowhere the female whale yells, "Hey!! I was in it for the blowjob, but I'm not gonna eat seamen!"
It took me 9.11 seconds to realize.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.
For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.
In British chess I guess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without 2 towers.
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
I would like to tell more jokes about 9/11, but they always crash and burn.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
911.
911 who?
You said you would never forget.
"Can we do 69?"
"How about 9/11 because we're going to crash tonight?"
When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.
I like 7/11 because it's like 9/11.
What happens when the Freedom Towers got hit? They step in Ground Zero.
What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.
