Atom

Atom Jokes

Nucleus

A nucleus walked into a bar. He asked the bartender, “How much for a drink?” The bartender replied, “For you, NO CHARGE!”

Fat

Americans are so fat that they named an atom bomb "Fat Man" to describe themselves.

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  • Guy

    There is a really, really small guy and his name is Adam, so I say, "Hey, look, it's an atom!"

    Iron

    Q. What did one Iron atom say to the other Iron atom?

    A. "We're in the Matrix."

    Street

    Two atoms were walking on a street. One atom said to the other: "I'm feeling really positive today," and the other replied: "I know. I stole your electron." Then the first atom said "How Ionic."

    Iceberg

    Why did the glacier send the iceberg to college?

    Because, in order for ice to exist, it must retain a temperature of less than... ZERO DEGREES at the atomic level!

    Brain

    Archer riddle has less atoms in his brain than he does in his dick, and his dick is 1/4 of a millimeter.

    Home

    "Harry Hicks smells of home. Homo is an infection, and infections are made up of atoms."