Atom jokes
I made someone a PB and J sandwich... they died.
if an atom makes up everything im still suprised how it made ur mom
So, a neutron went to a bar. He asked the bartender how much for a beer. The bartender said, "For you, no charge."
2+2=7
What was the first man made out of? Adams! (Atoms)
Think like a proton--stay positive!
Hey, you wanna hear something funny?
An atom makes up everything. Half of this site contains this joke. Don't trust the internet, kids.
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it wanted to be Argon.
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it had its ion someone else.
Sixteen molecules of sodium walk into a bar. Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!!
Do you know why no one speaks about George Washington?
John Adams turned him into atoms. John Adams was an alien.
You know buddy, that is really...
boroning.
What does a doctor do to make you better?
Helium.
A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?"
The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."
I really need jokes for my Atom bookmark project :3
Does anyone else like Tacos? C'mon let's Taco 'bout it!!! :p Hey, Tacos are made of atoms too......
Hi, my name is Jeff.
Oxygen and potassium went on a date. I heard it was OK.
I would say a good joke, but all the good ones Argon.
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, "I'm hit! I think I've lost an electron!"
"Are you sure?" asks the other.
"I'm positive!"