what was the first man made out of ... ADAMS!( Atoms)
Think like a proton- stay positive!
Hey, you wanna hear something funny
AN atom makes up everything. Half of this site contains this joke. Dont trust the internet kids.
Why did the electron leave the atom? Because it wanted to be Argon.
Why did the electron leave the atom? Because it had it's ion someone else.
Sixteen molecules of sodium walk into a bar. Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!!
Do you know why no one speaks about George Washington? John Adams turned him into atoms. John Adams was an alien.
you know buddy that is really
boroning
what does a doctor do to make you better?
helium
i really need jokes for my atom bookmark project :3
Does anyone else like Tacos? C'mon lets Taco bout it!!! :p Hey, Tacos are made of atoms too......
hi my name is jeff
Oxygen and potassium went on a date. I heard it was OK.
I would say a good joke but all the good ones Argon
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I've lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive!
This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)
Electron
Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
Did you know when scientists discovered atoms could split it blew them all away?
DO NOT TRUST ATOMS!!! They make up everything.
Atoms are untrustworthy little critters. They make everything up 😳😂😂😂
