There is a really really small and his name is Adam so I say hey look it's an atom
For some reason, quarks sound really strange to me.
Q. What did one Iron atom say to the other Iron atom? A. "We're in the Matrix"
Two atoms were walking on a street. One atom said to the other: "I'm feeling really positive today" and the other replied: "I know. I stole your electron". Then the first atom said "How Ionic"
Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side
I heard oxygen and magnesium were dating and I was like OMg.
Do you know why an atom is positive he kept his electrons
yo mamma so fat she made up of lot of atoms
If I get atom, I would split it with you
Why did the glacier send the ice berg to college? Because, in order for ice to exist, it must retain a temperature of less than... ZERO DEGREES; at the atomic level.
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ur gay
Archer riddle has less atoms in his brain then he does in his dick and his dick is a 1/4 of a millimetre
Harry Hicks smells of home homo is an infection and infections are made up of atoms
Your nana gay just like you and your made of atoms nerd
do atoms eat booty no because they are to cool ;(
i made someone a Pb and j sandwhich...they died
if an atom makes up everything im still suprised how it made ur mom
so a neutron went to a bar, he asked the bartender how much for a beer, the bartender said, " For you, NO charge."
2+2=7
