DO NOT TRUST ATOMS!!! They make up everything.
Atoms are untrustworthy little critters. They make everything up!
Donald Trump
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Atoms are small, But so are you!
What did one Justin say to the other Justin?
- Fuck you.
here's a joke - your life
What did one negative say to the other negative? Together we can make a positive.
Never trust a Justin, he is made up of atoms that make up everything.
What did the atom say to the positive in math class? "We could make a positive number!"
Max's joke is literally a joke.
What did the atom say to the other atom?
"Did you see the new Tron movie?"
Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.
you.
What is a physicist's favorite food?
Fission chips.
An atom loses an electron... It says, "Man, I really gotta keep an ion them."
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One turns to the other and says, "I think I've lost my electron."
The other asks, "Are you sure?"
"Yes," the first says, "I'm positive!"
I don't trust atoms.
They make up everything.
