Why are orphans so skinny?
They never eat anything that is family size.
Crack me, break me, love me, and you ate me--egg.
Yo mama so fat, when she ate one cheeseburger, she pooped it out immediately because her butt was too big.
I was wearing a mask and told the teacher I ate her vagina. She said what? I pulled my mask down and said, "No, I said I like your hyenas." Then a kid sees me do it, but he only heard the first part, so he goes up to the teach and says, "I'ma fuck you tonight." She said, "Pull your mask down," and he pulls his mask down and says, "I'ma fuck you tonight."
Q: Why is China so bad at baseball?
A: They already ate the bat.
So we all know why 6 was afraid of 7, because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? It was in between 9/11.
Why can’t Asian people play baseball?
Why?
'Cause they ate the bat!
Why are Chinese people bad at baseball?
Because they ate the bases.
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball? Because they already ate the bat!
I ate all of your mommy's orphans.
Yo mama is SO FAT... SO FUCKING FAT... That when she went on the bus, she wasn't allowed in. She asked why, and the driver pointed to the sign "Weight capacity of 50 people". The bus was empty.
She got mad and ate the bus!
I fed some chickens some eggs. They ate them. Nothing else to explain except they are cannibals.
Why didn't the two 4's feel like dinner?
Answer: Because they already ate.
Q: What do you call brown mixed with yellow?
A: Someone who just ate beans.
Gf: Hi.
Bf: Hi.
Gf: Did you eat yet?
Bf: Did you eat yet?
Gf: Are you copying me?
Bf: Are you coping me??
Gf: I love you.
Bf: Yeah, I ate already.
Why was sis afraid of seven?
Cuz 7 ate 9.
Why did two fours skip lunch? They already ate.
Today was no fun. A rhino escaped from the zoo and ate two parents, and I lost my job as zookeeper.
Yo mama is so fat, she couldn't even fit through the rabbit hole at first because she ate like a damn pig last night when we had dinner.
Why did Kristen Stewart fart on the set of Charlie's Angels? Because she ate too much damn chili for breakfast I made for her. I just forgot to put my foot in it.
