At least jokes

I'd call BlessedBrian a tool, but at least a tool serves a purpose.

What is the difference between a feminist and a knife?

A knife at least has a point.

Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.

What's the difference between me and a depressed kid? At least I'm out of the grave.

Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.

Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!

What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?

At least Daniel has a mom.

Doctor: I have bad news.

Man: What?

Doctor: There are two things wrong with you. First, you have cancer.

Man: Oh, no...

Doctor: Second, you have Alzheimer's.

Man: Well, at least I don't have cancer!

My little league football debut was a lot like the first time I had sex. I was beaten, bruised, and bloody, but at least my Dad came.

Why do orphans play GTA?

Because at least they can be wanted!

Why did the orphan play Monopoly? To at least get some money. #fake

White people can't say the N-word, but at least they can say, "Thanks for the warning, officer," and "Hi, Dad."

I was talking to a Muslim yesterday, and he asked me what it's like to be blind.

I happened to tell him about 20 jokes; in fact, I was working on my twentieth. So I answered with, "At least I don't have to screw in light bulbs. It's not like I need the damn things anyway."

What is the difference between a pencil and a woman?

At least one has a point.

Grandma: "Y’know, I used to be in this wheelchair cause of back pain. But ever since I met Spence, the pain went to my legs. At least my back is fixed!"

Why do people use terms like "sucky" to mean that they don't like something?

If something "sucks," shouldn't that signify that it is at least good for one thing and will bring pleasure?

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked at least.

What’s the difference between a mistake and an orphan?

At least the mistake was loved.

What did the kid say to the orphan?

"Well, at least I have parents!"

What's the difference between when I opened the window in a car wash and when Kawhi Leonard did it? At least my dad didn't get shot in the eye.

What's the difference between me and an orphan?

At least my dad came back.