Astronomy jokes
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed a little space.
What is a pedophile's favorite planet?
Uranus.
What day does Venus like?
SATURNday.
Why is it so hard to make a party on Earth?
Because you need to planet.
Uranus is a gassy planet.
Buy silver rn trust please I’m begging you buy silver ride it to the moon I swear
Why did Mars turn permanently red? Because it saw Uranus.
Many were curious about how methane ended up on Mars.
I'm pretty sure it was because of Uranus.
Teacher: What’s the closest planet?
Kids yell: Sun.
Except for one.
Other kid: Uranus.
Teacher: Uranus?
Other kid: Yeah, it’s right there.
For being a big company, NASA is openly saying they want pictures of Uranus.
I followed the sun for a day (stood there at noon). I found myself at the same spot.
Uranus floats around in space.
What did the neutrino say to the planet?
"Just passing through."
Knock, knock.
Moon, give me cheese.
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
🚘 What is as old as the earth 🌎 and new every month? The moon.
Little Jimmy has 5 red apples. His dad's car will arrive in 20 minutes. Calculate the mass of the Sun.
What does NASA stand for?
Need Another Seven Astronauts!
Your forehead is so big, it takes the sun a year to shine on every part of it.
Why is Mars red and not orange? Because it would be too bright.
Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.