Astronomy jokes
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed a little space.
Why is it so hard to make a party on Earth?
Because you need to planet.
Uranus is a gassy planet.
Teacher: What’s the closest planet?
Kids yell: Sun.
Except for one.
Other kid: Uranus.
Teacher: Uranus?
Other kid: Yeah, it’s right there.
For being a big company, NASA is openly saying they want pictures of Uranus.
Many were curious about how methane ended up on Mars.
I'm pretty sure it was because of Uranus.
Why did Mars turn permanently red? Because it saw Uranus.
I followed the sun for a day (stood there at noon). I found myself at the same spot.
Uranus floats around in space.
What did the neutrino say to the planet?
"Just passing through."
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
Knock, knock.
Moon, give me cheese.
🚘 What is as old as the earth 🌎 and new every month? The moon.
Little Jimmy has 5 red apples. His dad's car will arrive in 20 minutes. Calculate the mass of the Sun.
What does NASA stand for?
Need Another Seven Astronauts!
Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.
Why did Uranus say gross? Because he saw Uranus.
Your hairline is so big, I couldn't find the area of it on Jupiter.
Why is Mars red and not orange? Because it would be too bright.
(Kids Doing A Science Project.) Kid 1: Did you bring Uranus?
Kid 2: Never leave home without it.