Astronomy jokes
Why did Saturn have rings?
Because God liked it so he put a ring on it.
Yo mama so fat, when she sits down she dislocates Earth out of its orbit.
Yo mama so fat, she orbits the sun!
How do you organize a space themed birthday party?
You planet.
Why is Ronan's forehead the size of Jupiter? Because he dropped the TV on his forehead. It also had rings.
Why is Jupiter's ring stuck in orbit? Because Ronan's forehead kept it stuck in orbit.
Snails are like sperm, slow and sloppy.
I love the way the Earth rotates.
It really makes my day!
Why did the astronaut bring the seeds to space?
Because he wants to planet the seed! 🤣🤣🤣
RIP Stephen Hawking who was buried today... he did always love black holes.
Science flies you to the moon.
Religion flies you into towers.
Yo mama is so fat that she is not wrong when she says the world revolves around her.
Why couldn't the astronaut put the helmet on his head?
Because he didn't have enough space.
Many were curious about how methane ended up on Mars.
I'm pretty sure it was because of Uranus.
Why can’t moons walk?
'Cuz they have no legs, stupid!
Me: Would you like to be the sun in my life?
Her: Awww... Yes!!!
Me: Good, then stay 92.96 million miles away from me.
Earth is smaller than Uranus, wth?
The first ever picture of a black hole got released. It sucks.
Science took us to the moon, and religion took us into a skyscraper.
If Uranus is so gross, why do they take HD photos of it?
Science teacher: How many times can the earth fit into the sun?
Me: As many times as the earth can fit into you.
Stephen Hawking is so lucky to go to heaven.
Oh never mind, here comes the stairway.