What is Stephen Hawkings favorite place in fortnite the reboot van
Talking about planets with my nephew.
He asked if you could plow thru Uranus because it's all gas.
WHY IS THE MOON RED TODAY?The reason why the Moon takes on a reddish color during totality is a phenomenon called Rayleigh scattering. It is the same mechanism responsible for causing colorful sunrises and sunsets, and for the sky to look blue.
Well if stephen hawking likes black holes so much why did he call security when i put my hole on his face
What dose NASA Stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts
Why is pluto a dwarf planet
Because it looks like a g- nome
Your mama so fat, Jupiter is smaller than her.
Youre forehead so big NASA thought it was Mars.
So, on one partly cloudy night, there was a boy and his dad gazing up at the sky.
Dad: Aren't the stars just wonderful?
Boy: I'm not sure, from my angle, all I see are clouds.
Dad: Well, come over here and take a look.
Boy: Damn, the clouds always move when I get to the right spot!
Dad: Well then, I guess I will have to make you see them everywhere you look then.
Then the Dad shook and spun the boy around till he said...
NOW I'M SEEING STARS!!!
HA URANUS FACE Not in a racist way tho
How do stars die? Usually a overdose on an airport.
the steven hawkings space telescope will be launched next year, apparently it will have four wheels and run off windows 7
If Sakura’s head looks like earth then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS
Did you know? The most Black Holes in the Universe are all found in Africa!
I HATE URANUS! I WANNA KICK IT!
i like uranus
what do you call a black hole ? butt hole
Why do planets circle the son?
Cuz they like the game of ring- around the- rosy.
Uranus has a lot of poop. Yeah. That is my joke.
