Astronomy jokes
What is a pedophile's favorite planet?
Uranus.
How do planets have a baby?
They have spasex.
I love you all the way to Uranus! 🤣
What day does Venus like?
SATURNday.
What is an astronaut's favorite button? A space bar.
Buy silver rn trust please I’m begging you buy silver ride it to the moon I swear
Why is it so hard to make a party on Earth?
Because you need to planet.
Uranus is a gassy planet.
I followed the sun for a day (stood there at noon). I found myself at the same spot.
Many were curious about how methane ended up on Mars.
I'm pretty sure it was because of Uranus.
Why did Mars turn permanently red? Because it saw Uranus.
For being a big company, NASA is openly saying they want pictures of Uranus.
Teacher: What’s the closest planet?
Kids yell: Sun.
Except for one.
Other kid: Uranus.
Teacher: Uranus?
Other kid: Yeah, it’s right there.
What did the neutrino say to the planet?
"Just passing through."
🚘 What is as old as the earth 🌎 and new every month? The moon.
Knock, knock.
Moon, give me cheese.
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
Little Jimmy has 5 red apples. His dad's car will arrive in 20 minutes. Calculate the mass of the Sun.
What does NASA stand for?
Need Another Seven Astronauts!
Yo mama is so black that she has her own solar system.
Your forehead's so big, NASA uses it to test satellite signals.