Astronomy

Astronomy jokes

Party

Why is it so hard to make a party on Earth?

Because you need to planet.

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  • Uranus

    Many were curious about how methane ended up on Mars.

    I'm pretty sure it was because of Uranus.

    Uranus

    For being a big company, NASA is openly saying they want pictures of Uranus.

    Uranus

    Teacher: What’s the closest planet?

    Kids yell: Sun.

    Except for one.

    Other kid: Uranus.

    Teacher: Uranus?

    Other kid: Yeah, it’s right there.

    Sun

    I followed the sun for a day (stood there at noon). I found myself at the same spot.

    Moon

    🚘 What is as old as the earth 🌎 and new every month? The moon.

    Sun

    Little Jimmy has 5 red apples. His dad's car will arrive in 20 minutes. Calculate the mass of the Sun.

    Yo mama

    Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.

    Forehead

    Your forehead is so big, it takes the sun a year to shine on every part of it.

    Uranus

    (Kids Doing A Science Project.) Kid 1: Did you bring Uranus?

    Kid 2: Never leave home without it.