Astronomy jokes
Yo mama's so dumb, she thought Bruno Mars was a planet!
What is an astronaut's favorite button? A space bar.
What day does Venus like?
SATURNday.
Why is it so hard to make a party on Earth?
Because you need to planet.
Uranus is a gassy planet.
Memes
Buy silver rn trust please I’m begging you buy silver ride it to the moon I swear
For being a big company, NASA is openly saying they want pictures of Uranus.
Why did Mars turn permanently red? Because it saw Uranus.
Many were curious about how methane ended up on Mars.
I'm pretty sure it was because of Uranus.
Teacher: What’s the closest planet?
Kids yell: Sun.
Except for one.
Other kid: Uranus.
Teacher: Uranus?
Other kid: Yeah, it’s right there.
I followed the sun for a day (stood there at noon). I found myself at the same spot.
Uranus floats around in space.
What did the neutrino say to the planet?
"Just passing through."
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
Knock, knock.
Moon, give me cheese.
🚘 What is as old as the earth 🌎 and new every month? The moon.
Little Jimmy has 5 red apples. His dad's car will arrive in 20 minutes. Calculate the mass of the Sun.
What does NASA stand for?
Need Another Seven Astronauts!
Why did the cow want to be an astronaut?
Because it wanted to see the Milky Way!
Your forehead is so big, it takes the sun a year to shine on every part of it.
Why is Mars red and not orange? Because it would be too bright.