Astronomy jokes
Yo forehead so big, NASA needed it for the new planet, stupid!
What is big, round, and gassy? Uranus.
How do you start a fight in space?
"Comet me, bro."
Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?"
Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."
Why did Stephen Hawking go to Hell?
He couldn't get up the stairway to Heaven.
Memes
Where can you find a list of dead astronauts? In the orbituaries.
Who do the United States owe trillions of dollars to?
Jew-piter.
Why does the Sun go to school?
To get brighter!
Sun.
My girlfriend has a huge crush on Jupiter, I mean she fell HARD!
Yo mama so fat that the sun is her moon.
What did Mars say to Saturn?
"Give me one of your rings!" 😄
What did the cow say at night? Look at the moooon.
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
NASA's response: National Aeronautics and Space Administration.
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
Arinator's response: National Ariana and Space Ariana.
What is an astronaut's favorite letter on a keyboard?
SPACE.
What did the sun say to the Earth?
"Am I hot?"
Uranus is a gas giant.
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed a little space.
How do planets have a baby?
They have spasex.
Why does Saturn have a ring?
Because God liked it, so he put a ring on it.