Astronomy jokes
When the moon hits the earth,
IT Moon-chan kissing Earth-chan.
Why doesn’t the sun go to college?
Answer: Because it has a million degrees! 😀
I am throwing a party in space. Can you help me planet?
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the earth falls out of the Solar System.
You're so fat, astronomers discovered a planet larger than Earth but smaller than Uranus.
How do planets have a baby?
They have spasex.
What is an astronaut's favorite button? A space bar.
I was born on the moon.
Yeah, my mom was high, and my dad was down to earth.
Knock, knock.
Moon, give me cheese.
Talking about planets with my nephew.
He asked if you could plow thru Uranus because it's all gas.
I wonder if the sun is going to rise every morning. Then it dawns on me.
You call your dad the sun because he is 90 million miles away.
Wife: "Honey? What do you think about my teeth?"
Husband: "They remind me of stars... yellow and far apart."
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
Keep the planet clean. It's not Uranus.
What did Earth say to the other planets?
"You guys have no life!"
Q: What's the first day of the week in outer space?
A: Moonday!
Science took us to the moon, and religion took us into a skyscraper.
Why did Mars turn permanently red? Because it saw Uranus.
North Korea and the Martians were fighting about who was going to reach Venus first.
Trump steps in and says, "That doesn't matter, America is going to land on the sun first."
The Martians and North Korea said, "You can't land on the sun, it's too hot and you will die."
Trump said his brilliant plan, "America is going to land there at night."