Astronomy jokes
How do you start a fight in space?
"Comet me, bro."
Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?"
Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."
What is big, round, and gassy? Uranus.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to Hell?
He couldn't get up the stairway to Heaven.
Where can you find a list of dead astronauts? In the orbituaries.
Memes
Dang the sun is pretty small..I can see the banana
Why does the Sun go to school?
To get brighter!
Sun.
My girlfriend has a huge crush on Jupiter, I mean she fell HARD!
What did Mars say to Saturn?
"Give me one of your rings!" 😄
Yo mama so fat that the sun is her moon.
What did the cow say at night? Look at the moooon.
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
NASA's response: National Aeronautics and Space Administration.
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
Arinator's response: National Ariana and Space Ariana.
What is an astronaut's favorite letter on a keyboard?
SPACE.
What did the sun say to the Earth?
"Am I hot?"
Uranus is a gas giant.
Why does Saturn have a ring?
Because God liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Yo mama's so dumb, she thought Bruno Mars was a planet!
How do planets have a baby?
They have spasex.
What is an astronaut's favorite button? A space bar.
What day does Venus like?
SATURNday.