Astronomy jokes
Which planet would I consider dating?
I don’t know, but not Saturn because she’s already got a ring on her.
Yo forehead so big, NASA needed it for the new planet, stupid!
Who do the United States owe trillions of dollars to?
Jew-piter.
Where can you find a list of dead astronauts? In the orbituaries.
How do you start a fight in space?
"Comet me, bro."
What is big, round, and gassy? Uranus.
Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?"
Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."
Why did Stephen Hawking go to Hell?
He couldn't get up the stairway to Heaven.
Why does the Sun go to school?
To get brighter!
Sun.
What did the cow say at night? Look at the moooon.
What did Mars say to Saturn?
"Give me one of your rings!" 😄
Yo mama so fat that the sun is her moon.
My girlfriend has a huge crush on Jupiter, I mean she fell HARD!
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
NASA's response: National Aeronautics and Space Administration.
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
Arinator's response: National Ariana and Space Ariana.
What is an astronaut's favorite letter on a keyboard?
SPACE.
What did the sun say to the Earth?
"Am I hot?"
Uranus is a gas giant.
Uranus floats around in space.
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed a little space.