Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?"
Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."
How do you start a fight in space?
"Comet me, bro."
Why did Stephen Hawking go to Hell?
He couldn't get up the stairway to Heaven.
Where can you find a list of dead astronauts? In the orbituaries.
Why does the Sun go to school?
To get brighter!
Sun.
Yo mama so fat that the sun is her moon.
What did Mars say to Saturn?
"Give me one of your rings!" 😄
My girlfriend has a huge crush on Jupiter, I mean she fell HARD!
What did the cow say at night? Look at the moooon.
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
NASA's response: National Aeronautics and Space Administration.
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
Arinator's response: National Ariana and Space Ariana.
What is an astronaut's favorite letter on a keyboard?
SPACE.
What did the sun say to the Earth?
"Am I hot?"
Uranus is a gas giant.
How do planets have a baby?
They have spasex.
Why does Saturn have a ring?
Because God liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Yo mama's so dumb, she thought Bruno Mars was a planet!
What day does Venus like?
SATURNday.
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed a little space.
What is an astronaut's favorite button? A space bar.
