Many were curious about how methane ended up on Mars.
I'm pretty sure it was because of Uranus.
For being a big company, NASA is openly saying they want pictures of Uranus.
Teacher: What’s the closest planet?
Kids yell: Sun.
Except for one.
Other kid: Uranus.
Teacher: Uranus?
Other kid: Yeah, it’s right there.
I followed the sun for a day (stood there at noon). I found myself at the same spot.
What did the neutrino say to the planet? -- "Just passing through."
🚘 what is as old as the earth 🌎 and new every month? The moon
Little Jimmy has 5 red apples. His dad's car will arrive in 20 minutes. Calculate the mass of the Sun.
What does NASA stand for?
NEED ANOTHER SEVEN ASTONAUTS!
What kind of candy do astronauts eat in space? Mars bars
Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.
73 Earths can fit in Uranus.
(Kids Doing A Science Project.) Kid 1: Did you bring Uranus?
Kid 2: Never leave home without it.
Yo mama is so fat that she is not wrong when she says the world revolves around her.
Your forehead is so big, it takes the sun a year to shine on every part of it.
What planets do Astronauts like to pee on?
Uranus!
(Say this out loud and it will make more sense)
All I can see when I pass Saturn is Uranus because it's so big.
What do you call it when Neil Armstrong Started cuming in space.
The Milky Way
Your forehead is big the moon landing was there
What is an astronauts fav button? A space bar
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
