Astronomy jokes
I guess Neptune is next to Your Anus XDDDD.
What do you get when you combine a planet and an apple?
Mario.
What day does Venus like?
SATURNday.
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
Patient to doctor: "Will I be ok, Doc?"
Doctor: "I doubt it. Mercury is in Uranus now."
Patient: "I don't do that astrology stuff."
Doctor: "Nor me. My thermometer just broke."
Why do you have to watch your back at NASA? They want to probe Uranus.
What did Pluto say to Saturn while barbecuing steaks?
"Mine is meatier than yours."
Friend, your mum's fat.
Me: Well, your mum's so fat, she played pool with the planets.
Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the Milky Way!
I wasn't staring at you; I was trying to figure out if that's your forehead or the moon.
What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?
The Milky Way!
What does an astronaut call his ex from space?
SpaceX.
🚘 What is as old as the earth 🌎 and new every month? The moon.
Ha, Uranus face!
Not in a racist way tho.
Why didn’t the moon eat dinner?
Because it was full! 🌕
Q: What's the first day of the week in outer space?
A: Moonday!
A: What's the similarity between your girlfriend and the sun?
B: They're both hot?
A: They're both massive.
Your forehead is so big, the moon landing was there.
Where can you find a list of dead astronauts? In the orbituaries.
Do you think Mars prefers Sour Orbiters sweet?
Orbiter: "Or bitter?"