🌍: You're so hot!
🌎: How are you single?
☀️: I burn anyone who gets too close!
Why was the sun ☀️ mad at the clouds ☁️?
Because the clouds kept throwing shade.
What kind of star would go to jail?
A shooting star!
Why doesn’t the sun ☀️ go to college?
Because it has a million degrees.
Do people live on the Earth 🌏? Yes, a lot of people live on the Earth 🌎.
What is a nut that is in outer space?
A broken nut.
I wonder if the sun is going to rise every morning. Then it dawns on me.
Why couldn't the astronaut put the helmet on his head?
Because he didn't have enough space.
NASA is going to probe Uranus, and it might take a while to get there.
Better call NASA and tell them there are only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.
Where was Stephen Hawking buried?
In a black hole. 😂🤣
You're so fat that you have to live on Pluto so you don't destroy any of the planets.
Your butt is bigger than Uranus!
Sir William Herschel discovered Uranus in 1781, 200 years before you were born. How did he do that?
What did the sun say to the Earth?
"Am I hot?"
Jupiter
The winds of Uranus go on and off, so you could say the wind is broken.
Uranus is huge.
What dose NASA Stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts
Uranus floats around in space.
