Astronomy jokes
Patient to doctor: "Will I be ok, Doc?"
Doctor: "I doubt it. Mercury is in Uranus now."
Patient: "I don't do that astrology stuff."
Doctor: "Nor me. My thermometer just broke."
Why do you have to watch your back at NASA? They want to probe Uranus.
What did Pluto say to Saturn while barbecuing steaks?
"Mine is meatier than yours."
Friend, your mum's fat.
Me: Well, your mum's so fat, she played pool with the planets.
Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the Milky Way!
I wasn't staring at you; I was trying to figure out if that's your forehead or the moon.
What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?
The Milky Way!
What does an astronaut call his ex from space?
SpaceX.
🚘 What is as old as the earth 🌎 and new every month? The moon.
Ha, Uranus face!
Not in a racist way tho.
Why didn’t the moon eat dinner?
Because it was full! 🌕
Q: What's the first day of the week in outer space?
A: Moonday!
A: What's the similarity between your girlfriend and the sun?
B: They're both hot?
A: They're both massive.
Your forehead is so big, the moon landing was there.
Where can you find a list of dead astronauts? In the orbituaries.
Do you think Mars prefers Sour Orbiters sweet?
Orbiter: "Or bitter?"
Yo mama so fat, NASA used her stomach to jump to Uranus in seconds.
Say hi to outer space. Hi, now say how are you doing to the moon. Hi, how are you doing? Why are you wasting your time? XD lol
Why is the sun famous? Because it’s a shining star.
Sorry for posting this!
Earlier that day...
Mars: Okay Venus, you need to stop with the puns.
Mission on space.
Mars: Moon? You okay?
Moon:...
Mars: Moon come on! Stop spacing out!
*Venus and Moon giving her the smirk*