Astronomy

Astronomy Jokes

Uranus

What planets do Astronauts like to pee on?

Uranus!

(Say this out loud and it will make more sense.)

Star

So, on one partly cloudy night, there was a boy and his dad gazing up at the sky.

Dad: Aren't the stars just wonderful?

Boy: I'm not sure, from my angle, all I see are clouds.

Dad: Well, come over here and take a look.

Boy: Damn, the clouds always move when I get to the right spot!

Dad: Well then, I guess I will have to make you see them everywhere you look then.

Then the Dad shook and spun the boy around till he said...

NOW I'M SEEING STARS!!!

Astronaut

Why did the astronaut bring the seeds to space?

Because he wants to planet the seed! 🤣🤣🤣

Mama

Yo mama is so fat that she is not wrong when she says the world revolves around her.

Moon

August 3rd is the moon of earth, earth, moon, earth, universe.