Astronomy jokes
*trigger alert*
Why did the racist cop shut down the space brothel?
Because there were too many black holes.
Yo forehead so big, NASA needed it for the new planet, stupid!
Why did the sun go to college?
Because it already have a million degrees!
Why did the sun not go to college? Because it already has a million degrees!
Uranus is sideways and leaking methane.
Yo mama so fat, she orbits the sun!
Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?"
Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."
What did Mars say to Saturn?
"Give me one of your rings!" 😄
How do you throw a space party?
You plan-et! Hahahaha, get it?
Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.
Why is Mars red? Because it saw Uranus! 😂
Teacher: What’s the closest planet?
Kids yell: Sun.
Except for one.
Other kid: Uranus.
Teacher: Uranus?
Other kid: Yeah, it’s right there.
My friend, what's up?
Me: What's up in space is planets and stars.
Yo momma's so fat that she plays pool with planets.
My girlfriend has a huge crush on Jupiter, I mean she fell HARD!
Uranus is cold.
What did Saturn say to Uranus? Hi.
What would Earth say if it had a boyfriend?
You need to com-it.
What do you call it when Neil Armstrong started cuming in space?
The Milky Way.
What's fun to search for in investigation?
The Milky Way!