What does NASA stand for?
Not A Space Agency.
Where do astronauts ðĐâð keep their sandwiches ðĨŠ?
In their launch box! ððĶð
Why couldn't the astronaut put the helmet on his head?
Because he didn't have enough space.
Why was the astronaut washing her hands?
She was getting ready to eat launch.
What is hard about having a relationship with an astronaut?
They are always so distant! :-]
What is an astronaut's favorite color? Zoo.
What do astronauts eat off of? A satellite dish.
What music do Astronauts listen to?
Nep-tunes.
How do you make a baby astronaut sleep?
You rock-it!
I wanted to be an astronaut, but my parents always told me when I was little that the sky was the limit.
How do you throw a space party?
You planet ðĪĢðĪĢðĪĢ
What does NASA stand for?
Neil Armweak Sorry Armstrong.
What is an astronaut's favorite part of a keyboard?
The SPACE BAR!
If Dusty's dad from Home Alone 2 was in NASA, how come he is not famous?
Q: What do you call a "Wild Man" or "Wild Woman" on the Moon?
A: A Luna-Tic!
Why did Jerry fall off the moon?
Because he got hit by a fridge.
When do astronauts eat?
At launch time!
What does NASA mean? No Apes Submit Astronauts.
What is a spacemanâs favorite chocolate?
A Mars bar!
Can we have a party in space?
First, we need to planet ;)
Get it? "Plan it" = planet.
