Astronaut jokes
If you faked the moon mission, don't apollo-gize.
What did one astronaut say to the other astronaut after landing on the Moon?
"Ah! And people thought we were moons!"
Earlier that day...
Mars: Okay Venus, you need to stop with the puns.
Mission on space.
Mars: Moon? You okay?
Moon:...
Mars: Moon come on! Stop spacing out!
*Venus and Moon giving her the smirk*
Where do astronaut cows go to get milk?
The Milky Way!
What is a good night's sleep?
I haven't a clue!
If an athlete gets athlete's foot... What does an astronaut get? Mistletoe!
Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
To find Pluto.
What does NASA stand for?
Not A Space Agency.
Where do astronauts 👩🚀 keep their sandwiches 🥪?
In their launch box! 🚀📦😂
Why couldn't the astronaut put the helmet on his head?
Because he didn't have enough space.
Why was the astronaut washing her hands?
She was getting ready to eat launch.
What is hard about having a relationship with an astronaut?
They are always so distant! :-]
What is an astronaut's favorite color? Zoo.
What do astronauts eat off of? A satellite dish.
What music do Astronauts listen to?
Nep-tunes.
How do you make a baby astronaut sleep?
You rock-it!
I wanted to be an astronaut, but my parents always told me when I was little that the sky was the limit.
How do you throw a space party?
You planet! 🤣🤣🤣
What does NASA stand for?
Neil Armweak Sorry Armstrong.
What is an astronaut's favorite part of a keyboard?
The SPACE BAR!