Astronaut

Astronaut Jokes

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Michael Jackson likes little boys.

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What planets do Astronauts like to pee on?

Uranus!

(Say this out loud and it will make more sense.)

Why did the astronaut bring the seeds to space?

Because he wants to planet the seed! 🤣🤣🤣

Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the Milky Way!

Did you hear about the astronaut that stepped in gum and got stuck?

He got stuck in orbit! Hehhehe.

What did one astronaut say to the other astronaut after landing on the Moon?

"Ah! And people thought we were moons!"

Earlier that day...

Mars: Okay Venus, you need to stop with the puns.

Mission on space.

Mars: Moon? You okay?

Moon:...

Mars: Moon come on! Stop spacing out!

*Venus and Moon giving her the smirk*