What planets do Astronauts like to pee on?
Uranus!
(Say this out loud and it will make more sense)
What is an astronauts fav button? A space bar
why did the astronaut bring the seeds to space. because he wants to planet the seed🤣🤣🤣
Bob: Hey bud remember we're going to space! Carol: really? I forgot to planet.
When you realize the shuttle blew up. Then you realize your on the shuttle.
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the milky way!
What does an astronaut call his ex from space?
- SpaceX
Your forehead is big the moon landing was there
Why did the astronaut return to Earth?
She went on her launch break! 🚀🥪😋
Where can you find a list of dead astronauts? In the orbituaries.
did you hear about the astronaut that stepped in gum and got stuck? He got stuck in Orbit! Hehhehe
IF You Faked The Moon Mission Don't Apollo gise.
What Did One Astronaut Say To The Other Astronaut After Landing On The Moon? Ah! And People Thought We Were MO ONS!
Earlier that day.. Mars:Okay Venus, you need to stop with the puns Mission on space Mars:Moon?You okay? Moon:... Mars:Moon come on! Stop SPACING out! *Venus and Moon giving her the smirk*
Where do astronaut cows go to get milk? The milky way! 😂😅
What is a good night sleep and I
If an athlete gets athletes foot... What does an astronaut get? Mistletoe!
Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
To find Pluto
What does NASA stand for?
Not A Space Agency.
