An asain went to bed at 9:00 woke up at 6 people say he still sleeping
What do you call an Asian phone? Wing Wing
What do you call an Asian telephone?
Ling Ling
When i was going downstairs Sum Ting Wong fell and doctors say Sum Ting Wong happened
I went to the grocery and they said I did something wrong but I thought they were talking about a food so I said wrong yummy
My asian girlfriend has a wierd name. As I gave her anal, she was yelling "I'm tu yung."
How do Asian parents name there baby? Hey drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
What is the difference between Chinese and Japanese? Some smile, others beam
ching chong china jing jong japan ting tong taiwan hing hong hong kong king kong korea
What do you call an Asian k9 E10
What do you call a Christian Asian?
Hao Li
asian conversation: Person 1: Ni how's it going? Person 2: konnichi what's up? Person 1: ive bing chilin
Why don’t asians get stung by bees?
Because they are always expected to get “A’s”
If you're ever bored, try scaring the shit out of an Asian to see their eyes open for the first time.
Bro asian girls have the weirdest names i was fucking one and she kept on saying im tu yung
A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat and the priest says bad boys and then his friend says what Kibab do you want and the priest says bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do
Why cant asians play cricket Theyll eat the bat
What do you call a rich asian Cha ching
