Sum Ting Wong jokes
What do you call a disabled Asian?
Sum Ting Wong.
What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
What did the doctor say to the Chinese patient? "Sum ting wong."
What did the Asian parents say when they had a disabled kid?
Sum ting wong.
There was a plane crash. The pilot's names were Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk, and Bang Ding Ow.
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a baby?
"Sum ting wong."
What did the Asian people name their retarded son?
Sum Ting Wong.
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a white baby?
"Sum Ting Wong."
What do you call a Chinese baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
When I was going downstairs, Sum Ting Wong fell, and doctors say Sum Ting Wong happened.
Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows:
Sum Ting Wong.
Wei Toh Low.
Ho Lee Fuk.
Ban Din Ouch.
The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
Confucius say, "man who go to sleep with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger."
I called an Asian person and asked, 'Is this Mister Wing?' 'No.'
I called once more and asked, 'Is this Mister Wong?' 'No.'
I guess I 'winged the Wong number.'