Art jokes
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Me: Knock, knock. You: Who's there? Me: Music. You: Music who? Answer: A guitar is a violin without a stick.
The skeleton cancelled the gallery showing of his skull-ptures because his heart just wasn’t in it.
How many babies does it take to paint wheels red?
It depends on your speed.
Hey, the biggest distraction will never be my tattoos in this facility if you understand what I am saying.
But in all seriousness, welcome to the biggest frat party taking place near the ocean. I am most likely going to tell my family this or maybe not, depending what's going down. I am very adaptive through different circumstances.
Want to hear a paper joke?
Never mind, it’s too terrible.
Q: What's the difference between Jesus and a picture?
A: One uses one nail to hang.
You like to draw? Because I like the MD, raw :)
Why did the person take crayons to the bedroom?
To draw the curtains.
"Racccccccccccccccccccccoccoooocoooocoooooooooooocoooooo this is my song."
What is your name in my phone?
I love your house. I have been in your art for.
They told me I'd never be good at poetry.
But to date I have made 3 jugs and a vase, and they look lovely!
How to learn your Vitamins:
A = Art.
B = Bouncy Balls.
C = Cookies.
D = Da Sun.
You'll be smarter than a doctor next time you visit!
I went to the orphans to paint a picture of their parents so they can actually talk to them.
Your forehead is so big that it made Mona Lisa smile.
I drew a fist on a body, and then I drew a guy saying to him, "That dude's a knucklehead!"
Are you a toaster? 'Cause I wanna take a bath with you.
Are you a knife? 'Cause you make me wanna KMS.
Are you a painting? 'Cause I hang you.
Are you the flu? 'Cause you make me wanna hurl.
Are you a newspaper? 'Cause you have new problems every day.
Are you the ground? 'Cause I'm six feet deep in you ;)
I drew a picture of Colby.
Too bad it got ripped up 😢
Andrew drew a picture of Andrew.
"I hear you asking, 'What's your favorite instrument?' The Trombone."