Art jokes
What do you call an autistic kid that’s good at art?
Artistic.
Who thinks Kenya's dancing is bad and wrong? NO!!!!!!
What type of music is a balloon afraid of? Pop.
You know how to draw a horse? If not, look in a mirror and draw what you see.
Desmend: FLY
Draco: FLY
Me: DIE
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A self-portrait.
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
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Me: Knock, knock. You: Who's there? Me: Music. You: Music who? Answer: A guitar is a violin without a stick.
The skeleton cancelled the gallery showing of his skull-ptures because his heart just wasn’t in it.
How many babies does it take to paint wheels red?
It depends on your speed.
Hey, the biggest distraction will never be my tattoos in this facility if you understand what I am saying.
But in all seriousness, welcome to the biggest frat party taking place near the ocean. I am most likely going to tell my family this or maybe not, depending what's going down. I am very adaptive through different circumstances.
Want to hear a paper joke?
Never mind, it’s too terrible.
A man was asked by his 21 years old daughter, "Dad, how do you give a blowjob to a man that has a big dick?"
Her father replied, "Honey, you should have watched me last night. It was inside my mouth. Does it cycle now?"
Q: What's the difference between Jesus and a picture?
A: One uses one nail to hang.
You like to draw? Because I like the MD, raw :)
Why did the person take crayons to the bedroom?
To draw the curtains.
"Racccccccccccccccccccccoccoooocoooocoooooooooooocoooooo this is my song."
What is your name in my phone?
I love your house. I have been in your art for.
They told me I'd never be good at poetry.
But to date I have made 3 jugs and a vase, and they look lovely!