My dad was a master of his art; being compared to Houdini. Due to his skill in disappearing.
Why didn't the skeleton want to make art anymore?
He didn't have the heart to put into it.
What's the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
The other day I lost all my crayons.
I just wish I had a shoulder to cray on.
What did one statue say to another statue? "Hey! Is that you?"
The saddest painting you will see is a mirror.
Have you seen the new movie "Constipated"?
No, it hasn't come out yet.
What is blue but smells like red paint?
Blue paint.
I was going to make a joke about a piece of paper.
It's just too tear-able.
Question: What's brown and sitting on the piano bench?
Answer: Beethoven's last movement.
Who is Barry B. Benson’s favorite classical composer?
Bee-thoven.
Why did the picture go to jail?
Cause it was framed!
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
A Ba-na-na-na! (To the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)
How many dead babies does it take to paint my room?
It depends how many bullets you have.
You know chords, right? Well, you know what I love to do? To play with A-minor. You know, feel your fingers on A-minor. Gives you a sense of power, to just F A-minor.
But that's not my favorite thing to fiddle with. That would be the D of minors. It's just solid, you know. If you're clever you can have the D of minors into the C of minors. Or, though a bit tricky, the D of minors into the B of minors.
And at this point you've gotten the point and if I want to continue it would be a bit of a stretch.
Ever heard of the band "Nothing but Thieves"?
Yeah, it's called RobberBand.
What's the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
A painting only takes one nail to be hanged.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
Two artists had an art contest. It ended in a draw.
