Arithmetic jokes
Why is 5 afraid of 7? Because 6, 7, 8.
What is 1 + 1?
They didn’t tell me. Their stomach is upset.
Why is 6 scared of 7? 7 8 9.
Seven ate nine.
If you have 20 apples and you ate 2, how many do you have left?
0 because you have 20 and take away 2, you have 0 left.
Why was 10 scared? Because he was in-between 9/11.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 ate 9!
Why is 7 afraid of 8?
Because 8 ate 9, 10, 11!
Why is 6 scared of 7?
2+2=4-1=3 quick math.
I lent my calculator to a friend. He is using it to this day.
Why is 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Why was three afraid of two? Because he killed everyone!
Why did 1 eat 2?
'Cause he was hungry.
What’s 10 + 1? = Tyler.
Number.
Why does five plus five equal eleven?
Because it's actually six.
10+10
What's the difference between 8 and 9? When you have the 9, everyone wants to be your friend.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight nine.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because he next to 9 and 11.