Arithmetic jokes
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?
Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't. 61.
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why is ten afraid? Because he’s in between nine and eleven.
Why did the three 23s not go to the orphanage?
Because they already 69'd.
If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
Why is 5 afraid of 7? Because 6, 7, 8.
What is 1 + 1?
They didn’t tell me. Their stomach is upset.
If you have 20 apples and you ate 2, how many do you have left?
0 because you have 20 and take away 2, you have 0 left.
Why is 6 scared of 7? 7 8 9.
Seven ate nine.
Why was 10 scared? Because he was in-between 9/11.
Why is 6 scared of 7?
Why is 7 afraid of 8?
Because 8 ate 9, 10, 11!
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 ate 9!
2+2=4-1=3 quick math.
I lent my calculator to a friend. He is using it to this day.
Why is 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Why was three afraid of two? Because he killed everyone!
Why did 1 eat 2?
'Cause he was hungry.
What’s 10 + 1? = Tyler.