Why is 6 scared of 7? 7 8 9.
Seven ate nine.
If you have 20 apples and you ate 2, how many do you have left?
0 because you have 20 and take away 2, you have 0 left.
I lent my calculator to a friend. He is using it to this day.
Why does five plus five equal eleven?
Because it's actually six.