Arithmetic jokes
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?
Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't. 61.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Why was 10 so scared?
He was in the middle of 9/11.
Why did the three 23s not go to the orphanage?
Because they already 69'd.
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why is ten afraid? Because he’s in between nine and eleven.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 8 9, right?
No. It's because 7 was a repeated 6 offender.
If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
Why is 5 afraid of 7? Because 6, 7, 8.
What is 1 + 1?
They didn’t tell me. Their stomach is upset.
If you have 20 apples and you ate 2, how many do you have left?
0 because you have 20 and take away 2, you have 0 left.
Why is 6 scared of 7? 7 8 9.
Seven ate nine.
Why was 10 scared? Because he was in-between 9/11.
Why is 7 afraid of 8?
Because 8 ate 9, 10, 11!
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 ate 9!
Why is 6 scared of 7?
If you could add one zero to any number for the rest of your life, what would it be and why?
2+2=4-1=3 quick math.
I lent my calculator to a friend. He is using it to this day.
Why is 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.