Arithmetic jokes
What's the difference between 20 and 14?
9 to 10 years.
10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.
Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.
What's 68+1? 69. Nice!
2 times 4 equals 18?
Why was six scared of seven? Because 7 ate 9. Why was 10 scared? Because it was between 9/11.
Was 9 + 10?
Why was 6 scared?
Because 7 8 9.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 8 9, right?
No. It's because 7 was a repeated 6 offender.
Why is 5 afraid of 7? Because 6, 7, 8.
If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
What is 1 + 1?
They didn’t tell me. Their stomach is upset.
Why is 6 scared of 7? 7 8 9.
Seven ate nine.
If you have 20 apples and you ate 2, how many do you have left?
0 because you have 20 and take away 2, you have 0 left.
If you could add one zero to any number for the rest of your life, what would it be and why?
2+2=4-1=3 quick math.
Why is 6 scared of 7?
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 ate 9!
Why was 10 scared? Because he was in-between 9/11.
Why is 7 afraid of 8?
Because 8 ate 9, 10, 11!
I lent my calculator to a friend. He is using it to this day.