Arithmetic jokes
I am starting a business where I help people count. It is called making the little things count.
1+1=3
If you don't use a condom.
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.
Two times four is eight, now stop f***ing asking me!
Why is 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Why is six so scared? Because seven eight nine! 😂
Why is 3 such a helpful number? Because 3 helped out on a science project 4 5!
2 + 2 is 4, minus one, that's 3. Quick maths.
You: What you doing?
I wonder what you’re doing because you’re bad at math, hahahahaha!
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 ate 9!
Why is 10 afraid?
Because he next to 9 and 11.
2+2=7
How does a cow do math?
With a cow-culator!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. So what was 10 scared of? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
10+10
My dog is a genius... I asked him what is two minus two, he said nothing.
Why is 6 scared of 7?
What's 9 + 10?
21
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
I hope when you count, you lose the number you were on.