Arithmetic jokes
Little girls are like basic math. If they're under 13, you do them in your head.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was black.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Seven was a registered six offender.
There were 25 cows, 28 chickens. How many didn't?
(Ten, if you count in base 13!)
Why is 6 afraid from 7? 789
When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization.
Al-gebra.
Why was 10 afraid? Because he was 'tween 9 and 11.
What is one plus one?
It's TOO hard!
Why was 6 so afraid of 7?
7 killed 6's parents.
2 + 2 is 4, minus one, that's 3. Quick maths.
What is 1 + 1?
They didn’t tell me. Their stomach is upset.
There was one girl. She met 5000 guys. She had sex with each of them seven times. She became... - flip screen (=).
Why did two fours skip lunch? They already ate.
What does Michael Jackson and maths have in common? They're both hard for kids.
Girls are like numbers squared. If they're under 13, just do 'em in your head.
Why was three afraid of two? Because he killed everyone!
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
So, we all know that old kids' joke: why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Well, why was 10 scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 11.
Girls are like math; if they're under ten, then you use your fingers.
How many times does 43 go into 8?
Get in the van and find out.
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