Arithmetic jokes
So, we all know that old kids' joke: why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Well, why was 10 scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 11.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate 9.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Sex is basically math. You add the bed. Subtract the clothes. Divide the legs to multiply inside.
What's so bad about 9 divided by 11?
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Now why was 10 afraid? Because it was in the middle of 9-11.
Why is the number 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Q: What is 9 + 11?
A: 9/11
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?
Why was 10 scared?
Because it’s between 9/11.
Why was six so scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 8 9, right?
No. It's because 7 was a repeated 6 offender.
Dear math,
Please grow up and solve your own problems. I'm tired of solving them for you.
Thanks.
Hi boyyyy!
Which book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible plot twist?
- The math book. Suddenly letters appear in the calculations...
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.
Q: Why was 10 afraid?
A: Because he was always between 9/11.
What did one negative say to the other negative? Together we can make a positive.
Sex is like math.
You add a bed.
Subtract the clothes.
Divide the legs.
And pray you don’t multiply.
Little girls are like basic math. If they're under 13, you do them in your head.