Ares jokes
Why are half the orphans missing? Because I took them, of course! :]
How are Fortnite cards and orphans similar? They're given away.
What is the difference between orphans and serial killers?
Serial killers are wanted.
Presidents are normal, physically.
Biden: Trips over a f***ing stair.
Why are astronauts forgetful?
They're always spacing out.
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
America: "WE NEED MORE AMMO!"
Japan: "We are the ammo."
What are chocolate's preferred gender pronouns?
Her-she.
How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?
Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.
I saw a kid on the curb while I was on a walk, and he was in baggy clothes, and I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "Yeah." And the orphan said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Ur parents."
A guy sees a kid crying, and the guy walks up to the kid and asks, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working at an orphanage!
Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team?
Because all of them that can jump, swim, and run are already here.
Teacher: Little Johnny, why are you late again?
Little Johnny: I had to be there for the birth of our first mixed cow, the white cow fell on the mud! (The teacher faints)
Q: Why can you be rude to an orphan?
A: Because who are they gonna tell their parents?
Why was Hitler broke?
The gas prices are outrageous.
Orphan, why can’t I watch a PG movie?
Because they are Parental Guidance.
Did you hear about the cemetery? I heard that people are dying to be there.
My friends:
Maya: I only get 9 hours of sleep.
Josh: 9 hours? I get 7 hours of sleep.
Noah: You get 7? I get 4 hours of sleep.
Me: You guys are getting sleep...
Money and women are kind of the same thing for me; it comes and goes very easily.