Ares jokes
None of these are jokes... they're all facts!
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?
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Why was Hitler broke?
The gas prices are outrageous.
Teacher: Little Johnny, why are you late again?
Little Johnny: I had to be there for the birth of our first mixed cow, the white cow fell on the mud! (The teacher faints)
nice
I don’t see what the problem is.
The Supreme Court came up with a solution to the tampon shortage, yet all the liberals are pissed!
What is the best feeling for an orphan when he plays Grand Theft Auto?
When he is wanted!
Q: Why can you be rude to an orphan?
A: Because who are they gonna tell their parents?
Are you my fish? Because you're supposed to be dead.
The first rule of the Alzheimer’s club is...
Wait, where are we again?
When somebody says they're depressed (by over-romanticizing their so-called problems) but can't be by your side when you are at your lowest.
Then you know they're faking depression. 🙂
If you know it, you know it.
When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.
Are you sad? Then don't be sad, because sad backwards is das, and das no good.
I think people should date orphans, because their parents are never home.
What are chocolate's preferred gender pronouns?
Her-she.
What would happen if a dam broke when you are on it?
You would be dam unlucky.
How are Fortnite cards and orphans similar? They're given away.
Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
America: "WE NEED MORE AMMO!"
Japan: "We are the ammo."
Why are half the orphans missing? Because I took them, of course! :]