They have a new line of socks for paraplegics.
They are so comfortable they can't even feel them.
"Son, I found a condom in your room."
"Gee, thanks, Grandpa!"
"Why are you calling me Grandpa?"
"Because I couldn't find it yesterday."
Yo mom so fat when she jumped in the water the whales started singing "we are a family, even though u fatter then me"
What's the best part about haveing sex with 28 year olds? There are 20 of them
A rapist walks into a school and asks if they had 5 year olds in the school and the teacher replies "are you that same person who took Jimmy?" the man replies "yes" and the teacher says "Take susie too she's being a little bitch."
A drunk walks into and says, "All lawyers are a$$holes!" A guy at the other end of the bar says, "I resent that!" The drunk says, "Why, are you a lawyer?" and the other guy says, "No, I'm an a$$hole!"
Why are babies called bundles of joys? When you break the bundle, it gives you joy.
Why are mountains allways tired? Becose they don't Everest
you know what me and my spine both have in common we are both not straight
If a fly loses its wings is it now a walk wait a minute I found out a mind blower so the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun doesn't that mean all country's are the called the 3rd country of 🌎 if I get 10 likes I'll do one mind blowing facts daily
Rose are red, violets are blue, there are kid in my basement, you'll be there soon
Why are Americans so bad at clash Royale
Because they’ve already lost 2 towers
My dad died the other day but, i was able to hear his last words"son are you still holding the ladder"
Whenever my grandparents apologize, I say forgive and forget. They are really obedient.
Roses are red, violets are blue. Your mom isn't here because she doesn't love you.
What are the differences between Santa and Joe Biden. The kids actually want to sit on Santa’s lap
The depperessd kid getting bullied the bully : you are useless the depperessd kid : i know
Why are there no Olympics in Mexico?
Because everyone from Mexico that can run, jump, and swim is already over the border.
People claim that Trump has Russian ties. That’s not true, just some crazy conspiracy theorists. All of Trump's ties are made in China.
People are pushing for a new black lady liberty coin. I can't wait to use black people as currency again
