Ares jokes
"Hey, you! Why are you so serious?"
Granny says don't worry, the cries of pain are only my ex-husband's.
These ain't jokes. These are just sad truths.
Why do goalkeepers have so much money in the bank?
Because they are really good at saving.
When I was young, I decided to go to a medical school.
At the entrance exam, we were asked to re-arrange letters
'PNEIS'
and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.
Those who answered 'SPINE' are doctors.
Jokes are like food, not everyone has it.
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?
Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.
You know what you could use? An orphan as a punching bag.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
My mom told me that drugs are my enemies... But Jesus said to love my enemies.
Why do people in a wheelchair make bad jokes? Because they are bad at stand-up.
My mom told me to get dressed, and I said, "For what? Are we going to the rodeo?"
I saw a kid crying and I asked him, "Where are his parents?"
God, I love working at orphanages!
What did the orphan say to his mom?
Where are you?
How are Tinder and orphans alike?
You swipe left till you find the one you like.
What did the brother say to the other brother? "You are brother, brother."
Why don't the giraffes go to elementary school? Because they are already in high school.
Me: When I saw an orphan on the street in rags.
Also me: Are you okay?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave it away?
Me: Because you have no family.
Orange you glad you are not a comedian?
Why didn't the pirate write a letter to his mom?
Are you kidding me?!?