Ares jokes
This is about Gwen.
I don't know her, but people are just causing too much drama over one person who never said one thing to them.
People who are bothering Gwen, stop. This is a joke site, and you guys should know that!
People, she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments, and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? No!!! Shut up and leave her alone!
My friends:
Maya: I only get 9 hours of sleep.
Josh: 9 hours? I get 7 hours of sleep.
Noah: You get 7? I get 4 hours of sleep.
Me: You guys are getting sleep...
Okay, I'm on my last nerve when people say "Water Shark Guy" and other things THAT ARE NOT MY NAME.
This is my name: watersharky!
A kid and a man are walking into a forest at night.
Kid: "Mr., it's getting dark. I'm scared!"
Man: "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
Genders are like the twin towers. There used to be two, but now it's just a sensitive subject.
When you go over a speed bump, but you remember that there are no speed bumps in the school zone.
Why are Americans bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
Man, we all have the one cool sibling, then the strong sibling, and then you, the one who plays on their iPad or computer all day. Then, when you are on vacation, you are doing nothing at all.
Sorry man, but I got to say one thing. You know when a bully in a movie walks to you, then they walk up to you, and they smell you and say, "What are you doing?"
I saw a kid crying. I asked him what's wrong, where are your parents? They paused and looked at me funny... GOD I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE.
One day, a priest is walking down the street and sees a little girl with a box. "What's in the box?" the priest asks. "Christian kittens," the little girl answers.
Pleased, the priest smiles and continues on his way.
A week later, the same priest is walking down the street with a nun when he sees the little girl and the box again. "Ask her what she has in the box," he says, "It's the cutest thing!"
The nun walks up and asks the girl what she has in the box. "Atheist kittens," she says.
The priest rushes forward and says, "ATHEIST KITTENS!!! Last week you said they were 'Christian kittens!!!'"
"They were," she says. "Now their eyes are open."
Remember kids if ur ever mad beat up an orphan what are they gonna do call their mom??
I hate you, Gwen. You are a stupid idiot!
Your hairline is so far back dinosaurs are seeing it.
Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got "fine" written all over you.
On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?
You are so ugly, Hello Kitty had to say bye-bye.
9/11 victims are the best readers.
They went through hundreds of stories in a few seconds.
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.