Ares jokes
Are people too thick to realize the difference between a fruit, a vegetable, and a person?
Roses are red, the Jews hate goys,
Union of Creepy Janitors (UCJ) opposes school choice.
Hi Explain Bear, how are youuu!
If you don't like my spelling, Explain Bear, have you realized I'm a duck and you are a bear? I've got more internet power and meme power, so shut the duck up and get a life and stay off my property and the internet.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a Glock aimed at you.
Roses are red. Sunflowers are yellow.
Your mom is so fat she looks like a marshmallow.
Roses are red, CEO's are white, Patrick Mahomes says, the refs are always right.
Roses are red, the Jews are a cult.
I've practiced Metzitzah b'peh on adults.
This is two heads.
Deaf. "Deep water." ""
- "78 years."
Are you interested again? ""
"If you go ... you are there."
"No. 85 is good."
What is the most important value? It does not take cheese.
Are you interested in it?
More than two boot branches.
I don't fuck my mother all day long. I fuck my mother for only 6 hours a day. Sometimes it's 7-8 hours. It depends on how busy my siblings and father are with their work.
Violets are red, so is your face. I thought I was ugly, but then I saw you.
Violets are blue, or green, so is your face so ugly, too.
Two men are sitting at a coffee table.
Mike: "I think I might have a drinking problem."
Joe: "Why do you say that?"
Mike: "Well, last week I got so drunk I blew chunks."
Joe: "That's nothing to be ashamed of; we all drink a little too much sometimes."
Mike: "No, you don't understand. Chunks is my dog's name."
Why are clips 30 rounds? Because that's the average class size.
Roses are red, eggs come in a dozen, do I need to revive Hitler to teach you how to use a goddamn oven?
Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought someone else was ugly, but then I saw you.
Fat people are the reason we have double doors.
I will never forget the moment when my father saw me masturbating. He said, "Son, what are you doing? I'm on a video conference - get out of my office!"
Kurt Cobain didn't mean to kill himself. He was just so high he thought the shotgun was a bong.
His lyrics are so ironic but so true. "I'm not coming back". "I swear I don't have a gun."